Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

*pours warm bath for Haggis*

Perhaps a soak will help.

Haggis said:

*opens a vein*

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*binds the pup's wound with a sparkly pink bandana*

*self-defenestrates*

Well, it's cheaper than going out to the cinema...

BigWords said:

Well, it's cheaper than going out to the cinema...

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Sure. But someone's gotta clean up the mess later.

Haggis said:

Sure. But someone's gotta clean up the mess later.

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Where's Cray when you need him...

Haggis, you're so pretty.

*puts Haggis in a tutu*

Gary?

Man?

Help a brother out!

*sets self on fire*

Wait! I need to grab a camera first...

*evil giggle*

I haven't even put you in the 'I love sparkly vampires' t-shirt yet!

*buys Abbie a weeks vacation for her and her very best friends in a Spa featuring full body massages by bare-chested Neal Diamond look-alikes*

Ooh! Found you a new spring outfit, pup.



ETA: Also, a hot little number for your next outing with cray.

cray said:

but you're not the new girl! that's cassandra.
forever and always.

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You see, that right there... that tone, is why you scare the fur off me.
*chops off middle finger and hands it to Haggis*
Here, pup. You can flip this at anyone (cray) whenever you like (when I subliminally compel you)
*realises too late opposable thumbs more useful to pup*

*bats lashes at silent one*
Rob, I'm not bloody British, Poppet.
Angie, nice moves.
Porter, you're beautiful man. And I'm not just saying it 'coz I'm half-drunk and half-stoned.
BigWords, it's not Rob's fault he struggles with you. Blame the Brit educational system.

My heart bleeds for NinaK. A hookup with a battery is... sad. To get any kind of satisfaction, you have to insert it to specialised equipment.

A shout-out to regdog, PD, Carole, Kelly, KLM and HB!
Oh and CassandraW... you are so right. I am needy

*passes out exhausted in the CHAIR*

me-a-monsteR said:

*bats lashes at silent one*
Rob, I'm not bloody British, Poppet.

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Oh.

*scratches head*

Scottish?



*bagpipe solo*

*lifts brow* You're picturing me in a kilt now, aren't you...

me-a-monsteR said:

*lifts brow* You're picturing me in a kilt now, aren't you...

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Nope.


I was wondering more along the line of...





??

Aren't you s'posed to get free wishes and stuff if you rub one of those things?

*eyes widen* Gail, how'd you find a pic of the real me? Damnit, the poppet saw!
*squares shoulders and meets Rob's slobbering stare*
You can forget about rubbing the goods. I'd have to be lit like a christmas tree for that

Hey!

That's not a slobbering stare.

That's just my conjunctivitis playing up again!

KellyAssauer said:

*rummages behind bar to find extension cords*

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*shakes head in dismay*
Aiding and abetting...
*wrinkles nose at Rob* Lunch is so over.
*shrugs* At least he didn't adjust himself...

*checks codpiece*

I'm remarkably well adjusted, thank you, madam.

me-a-monsteR said:

*eyes widen* Gail, how'd you find a pic of the real me? Damnit, the poppet saw!

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Uh-oh. Cassandra has some serious competition in the thigh holster department.

me-a-monsteR said:

My heart bleeds for NinaK. A hookup with a battery is... sad.

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Here I thought that a hook up with a battery was a shocking experience.

That's disgusting

GOOOD MORNIN !!!

I feel ... NORMAL