Are we contributing wedding reception songs?
*grabs mic*
*clears throat*
Oh, Senor Don Gato was a cat,
On a high red roof Don Gato Sat.
He was there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow,
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
T'was a love note for Don Gato
*dodges tomato*
"I adore you," wrote the lady cat.
She was fluffy, white and nice and fat.
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow,
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow,
And she said she'd wed Don Gato
*dodges folding chair*
*catches flower vase in left hand*
*catches flowers in right hand*
*rearranges flowers and throws them back*
Oh, Don Gato jumped so merrily,
He fell offf the roof and broke his knee,
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow,
"Ay Carumba!" cried Don Gato.
*assembles plexi-glass wall for protection*
Well, the doctors all came on the run,
Just to see if something could be done,
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow,
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow,
How to save Senor Don Gato!
*moves to Mexico*
*phones in next verse*
But in spite of everything they tried,
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died.
Oh, it wasn't very merry,
Meow, meow, meow,
Going to the cemetary,
Meow, meow, meow,
For the end of poor Don Gato.
*changes name*
*dyes hair*
*clears throat again*
As the funeral passed the market square,
Such a smell of fish was in the air,
Though the funeral was slated,
Meow, meow, meow,
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, DON GATO!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!