The "I'm sorry" thread

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... it's saving me a fortune in veterinary fees.

I'm sorry the court decided against you, but ...
 
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...free room and board for the rest of your life is a pretty good deal, dontcha think?

I'm sorry your iPad exploded, but...
 
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...in the Taibawhoopchiana Islands, where I spent 20 years as a missionary, they prepare tea that way for sacrificial dinners.

I'm sorry I missed your appearance on The View, but...
 
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the video of me beating the snot out of barabara walters has gone viral. the old gal gave me a fight but i prevailed.

i'm sorry that your dna test proved that you are regis philbin's bastard son but
 

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he accepted you has his bastard son, and you two had the time of your life on his talk show on television.

I'm sorry that time passes so quickly.
 
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but don't worry, your memory will go eventually.
I'm sorry I taught the parrot some World War II slang but
 
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...there's nobody around who remembers World War II slang except Jed and Maisie at the Old Folks Home, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm sorry I told the electric company to cut off all power to your house, but...
 

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... I was just trying to save you money.

I'm sorry dropped the dogs off in an empty pasture 100 miles from home, but...
 
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...whose dogs are you talking about?

Sorry don't like personal pronouns, but...
 
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your mom is a personal pronoun.

Your kung-fu sucks, your tai-chi is horrible, and I'm sorry, kos you're not that great a martial artist, but!
 

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...That sure made it easier to rob you.

Sorry I just dropped a tree on your house but...
 
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..at least the cellar isn't flooded.

I'm sorry you had a haircut in the dog parlour, but...
 
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...it's appropriate, considering your personality.

I'm sorry the MRI revealed that you are an android, but...
 
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Super Mario Bros. really is a good game!

I'm sorry I can't think of anything to really be sorry about, but...
 

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at least I kept the game still going.

I'm sorry I ran out of gas and left your car on the side of the road, but..
 
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Apparently you can't fill the tank with farts.

I'm sorry I left the window open and your cat consequently got swooped up by a bald eagle, but...
 
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...what do you think the bald legal eagle will do to my couch tiger?!?

I'm sorry to hear Romney opposes Obamacare, but...
 
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...he's only saying what the computer program the GOP installed in his skull makes him say.

I'm sorry the cops stop you and demand to see your ID every time you step outside your house, but...
 
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At least they're awed by my Alaska ID. Your ID; I mean awed by your Alaska Id.

I'm sorry I wrote a book about what a peeping tom you are.
 
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...please enlighten me: How do you erase a tattoo?

I'm sorry I called your son a swindler when I thought I was talking to you over the phone, but...
 
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but your son has shifty eyes and a handshake that results in a disappearing watch.

I'm sorry I broke into your secret tea stash, but...
 
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C'mon, seriously.

I'm sorry the power went out.
 
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