Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

Mmm... pizza...

NOM!

And Kelly, if there really is a job opening for nudist yoga mediums, I'm so there. Of course, I'd have to learn yoga, and learn to talk to the dead, but they offer on-the-job training in that stuff, don't they?

*bounces into thread*

Good morning, house of beach balls.

I have so missed y'all! I've been working like crazy for the past two days and using all my spare time to finish the kiddies sweater I've been knitting. Although the daytime temps have been very mild, the night and early mornings are bitterly cold and the children's home have been clamoring for sweaters.

I finished the latest one at 1:30am and I've just come back from dropping it off at the old age home (the ladies there are the knitting circle that supplies the kiddies homes). Wow. I wish you could see the amazing sweaters, beanies and scarves these women make. And so quickly, too. I found out today that three of the knitters are blind. They knit big squares, in garter stitch, and one of the other ladies sews the squares together to make blankets. Totally awesome!

Siri Kirpal said:

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Oh, Gail, the Cape honeysuckle is in bloom here. It's my favorite South African plant transplant to Southern California.

Waving...

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

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Sat Nam. There is nothing nicer than Cape honeysuckle! The house I grew up in, in Cape Town, had honeysuckle all over the wall in the backyard. The scent in summer was heavenly. Sadly, it doesn't do too well in Jo'burg as the winter frost bites it back every year.

Did you know that Agapanthus and Clivia are indigenous to SA as well? The Protea, too. But I'm sure everyone knows that.

Lavern08 said:

I think he wants you to bring him a camel back so he can fornicate with it.

*Perverted Jazz Hands*

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*shocked jazz-hands*

The sex-life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
In the height of the mating season
It will even fancy the Sphinx.
Now the Sphinx's posterior passage
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Purple Rose said:

Hahaha! You're all so funny when you let your imagination run wild!

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You ain't seen nothin' yet.



Hope you all have an awesome weekend!

I am so confused! It's Saturday here in the Gulf. As Friday (the Muslim Sabbath) is the equivalent of Sunday, then today should be like a Monday. But it's not!!! From the looks of things, it's another Sunday!!!

So, while the rest of the world has the weekend as Saturday (last day of the week for play) and Sunday (prayer day), over here it's:

- Thursday (last day of the week for play)
- Friday (prayer day, like a Sunday)
- Saturday (family day, day off, like another Sunday but without prayer)

So off I go to the mall to battle large crowds, like I did yesterday

I should be asleep right now. *yawn* That's what I get for taking a nap earlier.

Rise and shine! Up and at 'em.

Let's get those Saturday morning chores done. Then we can misbehave.

Good morning, boot-camp boss.



I love your avie. It looks just like Ming - who is my laptop.

That cat just ordered two tons of tuna online.

Morning house of misbehaving cats.

Today's the big day for our little Ana. She gets her fe leuk test and if it's negative she gets to join the household!

My cat's name is Anna.

I'm holding thumbs that Ana passes the test, HJ.

alleycat said:

That cat just ordered two tons of tuna online.

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Smart cat!


Wait.


Who's credit card is he using?

Good morning, house of cat lovers!

Good luck with your kitty, HJ -- hope everything goes well and she can join the whole family!

Ac's avi also looks a bit like Mr.Chunky, now our lone Siamese.

Only two tons of tuna? Where's mine?

GailD said:

Who's credit card is he using?

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Mine.

She also ordered squeaky toys, catnip, and made a large donation to the Nashville Humane Association.

Sounds like a proactive kee kat!

Then she took a nap.

Strangely enough, we have having relatively mild weather (for summer). Highs only in the 80s for the next seven days. The high tomorrow is forecast to be only 81.

I'm baaaaaack! Took a jaunt to Indiana to look for apartments for the school year, and didn't bring my laptop.

Kylabelle said:

Only two tons of tuna? Where's mine?

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*Wonders how much Mayo we'll need to order...*

Thanks, everyone! Little Ana is well and healthy and getting to know her new brother.

It's been an adventure. Kale is larger and more aggressive. It's going to work out. Right?

It will work out - but the older kitty 'may' take on the responsibility of teaching the kitten how a cat is supposed to behave...

That can get noisy, and look kinda scary. =)

Good morning house of felines.

Good morning. Hope the cats get along! I'm sure they will.

heyjude said:

It's been an adventure. Kale is larger and more aggressive. It's going to work out. Right?

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Sure. Brothers and sisters always get along perfectly. Look at your own two children.

Hey, at least the cats won't make wiseacre comments about your cooking.