Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Yeah, we'll probably end up doing that. I have tickets to lunar golf at the mall.

Then take 'em to Burger King!

And get a treat for Syd's dog while you're there!

ROAR

alleycat said:

Then take 'em to Burger King!

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Bring me back one of those new BLT sandwiches with extra bacon.

And some ice cream.

Food puns!

Being forced to eat only vegetables is gruel and unusual punishment. Sorry, that just leeked out.

These puns really butter me up the wrong way! I'm in a real stew about it!

We really knead to stop!

*capers*

Time for me to go to the car place.

Pasta la vista!

Curry back!

Well, I'm off to buy groceries and run some errands.

After that I'll probably be beet.

Lettuce know how the shopping goes.

Duchessmary said:

Happy Friday. Please, the puns are killing me already.

Syd, sending good thoughts to your poor puppy dog.

Weather update here: A high of 76, with cool sea breezes.

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C'mon Duchess. You're a word crafter and puns are all about words. Give us a pun.

Just one. Please?

It'll be a real turnip for the books.

Duchessmary said:

Weather update here: A high of 76, with cool sea breezes.

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That's chili compared to here. We're roasting.

heyjude said:

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One day while walking with my uncle Jim
Someone threw a tomato at him
'Tomatoes don't hurt', I said with a grin
But this one did. It was still in the tin.






- Author unknown, but amused.

It's baking here. It's sautee hot for a poor englishman.

RAW

I thought mad dogs and Englishmen went out in to the midday sun.

Tennesseans stay inside with the air conditioner on. Or this one does.

alleycat said:

I thought mad dogs and Englishmen went out in to the midday sun.

Tennesseans stay inside with the air conditioner on. Or this one does.

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That must be why Tennesee is an anagram for Teen sense!

Yikes! The high today is suppose to be 106F/41C. It never gets that hot here even in August.

It's 99 right now.

Gah! That's even hotterer'n here! I think it's 32 celsius, but the humidity's a beeyotch.

It really takes the biscuit, but these Char-mans don't have any air conditioning. I simply can't cordon bleu such besavoury!
















Too much?

*jazz hands*

You forgot the capers.

That bites, jude. He should pick you guys up. Guess he's busy, huh.

How are you guys? Hope well. Any fun plans for the weekend?
Order your prelicks in time for the holiday

Germans say, Ach nein to air conditioning.

We're back from the dealer. Orange you glad to see me? I didn't relish it. $1000 worth of repairs, drives me nuts. Had lunch with the kids and went to Build a Bear. Earned me brownie points. Now I'm being a couch potato.

No A/C?!!! Puns fail me!