Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

Nope.

Aren't I boring?

L.J. · Jul 3, 2011

Only when you don't post.

Who else can I rankle with my stiletto jokes?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

No one!

Its nice to feel needed, isn't it?

L.J. · Jul 3, 2011

Yes.

What would all those spammers do without my inbox?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

Good question.

So its LizaJane@ ... ?

L.J. · Jul 3, 2011

Hey.

Are you Ute Karlene with the Rolex Replica?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

No...

Do I look like an Ute?

L.J. · Jul 3, 2011

I don't know.

What does a Ute look like?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

I was hoping you knew.

Is an Ute actually a real thing?

L.J. · Jul 3, 2011

Hm...

Maybe we should ask the National Enquirer?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 3, 2011

I think they published some pictures of an Ute.

Didn't it marry bigfoot or something?

Silent Rob · Jul 4, 2011

And all their kids were raised as little bigutes.

Why can't we all just get along?

Silent Rob · Jul 4, 2011

Doesn't it scare you that then she'd be drunk all the time!?

Q&A

Silent Rob · Jul 4, 2011

I think it just might.

And we're not talking bud lite, are we?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

Sounds about right.

You sure 4 is enough?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

That makes sense.

And 8 for Corona light?

L.J. · Jul 4, 2011

Why do we have to wait until 8 to drink the Corona?

Question and Answer

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

It's all yours, have at it

Can I just hold out for the good stuff? (or at least the reasonably priced "better" stuff?)

L.J. · Jul 4, 2011

Iced tea is the best. With lemon.

That's what you meant, right?

Snitchcat · Jul 4, 2011

Not quite.

Now serving English Breakfast tea (hot) with croissants or toasted ham and (mature) cheddar cheese sandwiches -- any takers?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

Me.

How about some of that British bacon?

L.J. · Jul 4, 2011

What do you think this is?

The Royalty thread and you're still King?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

I'm a Prince now, you know.

And you're a Princess - does that make you my sister?

L.J. · Jul 4, 2011

Sure does, bro.

High five?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 4, 2011

Up top!

So should we go find Mama Fruitbat and yell "Are we there yet?"