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Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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FREAKIN' GOLF CLUBS HAVE MORE COMPASSION THAN YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT OF, YOU MISERABLE, DEMANDING SOW.
Oh, lookit. New toys for our "fun room." Goodie.
WELL THEN YOU CAN DAMN WELL SLEEP WITH YOUR GOLF CLUB THEN, YOU COLD-HEARTED BASTARD, NOT THAT YOU KNOW A GODDAMN THING ABOUT FOREPLAY.
Yes, they're fur-lined. For your comfort.
THEY'D GIVE ME MORE SATISFACTION THAN YOU EVER DID, YOU FRIGID WENCH.WELL THEN YOU CAN DAMN WELL SLEEP WITH YOUR GOLF CLUB THEN, YOU COLD-HEARTED BASTARD, NOT THAT YOU KNOW A GODDAMN THING ABOUT FOREPLAY.
Yes, they're fur-lined. For your comfort.
Fur-lined? How sweet. My honeybunch thinks of everything.
Hey hag, from my experience foreplay goes something like this ...
"You awake, Sis"
always worked well for me
"You awake, Sis"
always worked well for me
THEY'D GIVE ME MORE SATISFACTION THAN YOU EVER DID, YOU FRIGID WENCH.
Fur-lined? How sweet. My honeybunch thinks of everything.
WELL IF YOU'D EVER FIGURED OUT WHERE THE DAMN TEE WAS, MAYBE YOU WOULDA GOTTEN A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE CUP MORE OFTEN.
I wouldn't want my darlin's wrists to get chaffed, now would I?
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YOU.
TAKE.
THAT.
BACK.
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OR I'LL SIC MY HONEYBUNCH ON YOU.
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HE'S A SUPERMOD YOU KNOW.
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HE'LL SHMOO YOUR SORRY ASS.
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*cancels Dr. Phil and Ophra.*
*Calls Maury and Montel*
*decides Ricky and Sally Jessie need a piece too, so calls them*
*Almost forgot to call Jerry*
*Calls Maury and Montel*
*decides Ricky and Sally Jessie need a piece too, so calls them*
*Almost forgot to call Jerry*
don't listen to her, klm.
haggis is a tiny, helpless, and very old chihuahua.
eta: crazy too.
eta.v2: nasty
eta.v3: rotten from the inside out
but harmless.
eta.v4: smells a bit like biled cabbage
eta.v5: has a face like an old basket
haggis is a tiny, helpless, and very old chihuahua.
eta: crazy too.
eta.v2: nasty
eta.v3: rotten from the inside out
but harmless.
eta.v4: smells a bit like biled cabbage
eta.v5: has a face like an old basket
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like a said, sr, he's harmless.
his wife,however,....
she's the one you really have to watch out for. she has a lot of thigh holsters and they all have different stuff in them. dangerous stuff.
Um, cray, I think that new girl is coming on to me.
What should I do? It's probably because of my singing voice. I hear it's irresistable.
What should I do? It's probably because of my singing voice. I hear it's irresistable.
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silent rob?
What should I do? It's probably because of my singing voice. I hear it's irresistable.
i wouldn't worry about it. she's totally into riding her bike around town with her cute little pooch on the back.
Um, cray, I think that new girl is coming on to me.
What should I do? It's probably because of my singing voice. I hear it's irresistable.
And this here'll do nicely for you.
*shudder*
No, he got in my thigh holsters once. Blowtorch left a few scars, but I got him out.
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So....you think she's looking for a threesome? Ew.
And I think she might be a little bit psycho. How long does it take to get a restraining order?
i wouldn't do that.
for many, a restraining order is just another way of saying 'i love you.'
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