Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Chrissy · Dec 27, 2011

Well.. a certain poster with code name JEH has an avie that looks like... a soap opera star....

Am I even close?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 27, 2011

It's kind of like loving family surrounding you as you die

Why doesn't anybody figure that out before the surround is completed

Chrissy · Dec 27, 2011

You forgot your question mark.

Didn't you?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 27, 2011

I ran out of them

does anybody have some they can lend me

Jehhillenberg · Dec 27, 2011

I-I *sighs* don't have the answer(s) *faints to the floor*

Melodramatic enough?

Chrissy · Dec 27, 2011

It certainly was.

Is this enough, Porter??????????????????????????????

L.J. · Dec 27, 2011

I'm confused.

Is this the Mad Hatter's tea party?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 27, 2011

You wish, with Bon Jovi on top.

Pass the sugar?

Chrissy · Dec 27, 2011

HERE you go!

Would you like some tea with your sugar?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 27, 2011

Oh my. Yes.

what was I having then, if not tea the first time?

Chrissy · Dec 27, 2011

Oh dear, look at the time.

Um, just ignore any hallucinations, will you?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 27, 2011

LMAO.

No, no, no; can we get to the bottom of this? If appropriate?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

Only when Charles says bottoms up.

Think he's already drained the bottle today?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

If so, the corkscrew is ready for the next.

Toasting with holy wine?

Sheila Muirenn · Dec 28, 2011

Going to sneak vodka shooters on my break.

Toasting with holy red squiggly/floaty things?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 28, 2011

That definitely wasn't for me. haha

Care to answer you-know-who?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Me-know-who says, the red squiggly things won't fit in the toaster.

Should I toast marshmallows instead?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man might not like that.

You don't want to mess with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, do you?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 28, 2011

not unless we've go a BIG campfire going

How do you blow out the flame on a thing like that?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

Chuck Norris.

Isn't he the answer to everything?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 28, 2011

Hell yes.

Isn't he PHENOMENAL?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

You said that 'cause he was standing behind you...

Didn't you?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

Yes.

Don't I get kicked enough around here?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

Ack, here she comes again!

Why is it that every time I say "kicked", Kelly shows up?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

'Cause she gets a kick outta your stilettos.

Know what I mean?