Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Del · Jan 14, 2012

parumpdragon said:
P.S. sent you a nice lady in thanks.

Oh sure...go ahead, show a starving man a picture of a juicy steak. Sheeesh.

If you really wanted to thank me, you'd hop on a plane with Cella, Reg, Nina, Tot, KLM and Jaycinth and spoonfeed me in person.

:rolleyes

parumpdragon · Jan 14, 2012

Wow - someone woke up on the wrong side of the nest.

You just want us to be your GuGuGals. :roll:

Del · Jan 14, 2012

parumpdragon said:
You just want us to be your GuGuGals.

You sound surprised.

parumpdragon · Jan 14, 2012

Angie · Jan 14, 2012

Would y'all keep it down in here? Some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep.

Del · Jan 14, 2012

Angie said:
Would y'all keep it down in here? Some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep.

Hi Zebra. Are you coming too?

I don't know if I can handle all y'all but I'll give it my best shot.

ETA: Wear that sexy leopard thing you have. It's hawt with your stripes.

Angie · Jan 14, 2012

I'm only along because I need some new feathers to stuff this pillow...

Del · Jan 14, 2012

Here

*hides*

parumpdragon · Jan 14, 2012

Now Angie - you wanted white feathers - right?

Del · Jan 14, 2012

When I called you I didn't say I wanted to get PLUCKED, I said I wanted to get f.....

Oh never mind.

*Joins priesthood*

parumpdragon · Jan 14, 2012

potato - potahto there Del.

Jaycinth · Jan 14, 2012

Del said:
Oh sure...go ahead, show a starving man a picture of a juicy steak. Sheeesh.

If you really wanted to thank me, you'd hop on a plane with Cella, Reg, Nina, Tot, KLM and Jaycinth and spoonfeed me in person.

Feed you my good spoons? What's the matter with flotsam, beach refuse and dead fish?

Jaycinth · Jan 14, 2012

Del said:
Here

*hides*

What a gothly gay assortment. Rob Hot Topic much?

Angie · Jan 14, 2012

Jaycinth said:
What a gothly gay assortment. Rob Hot Topic much?

He got them from Rob.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 14, 2012

Del said:
Try these.

Let me guess the ten herbacious ingredients

Baby's Breath
Butter cups
Rosebuds
Brown eyed Susans
Palm Oil
Cotton
Pair Juice
Milkweed
Cantalope
Lot of thyme

How'd I do?

GailD · Jan 14, 2012

Del said:
Haggis took it.

*wonders what Haggis wanted it for. His ms perhaps?*

Here is SA they're referred to as 'dummies'. :roll:

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 14, 2012

GailD said:
*wonders what Haggis wanted it for. His ms perhaps?*

Here is SA they're referred to as 'dummies'.

How cruel

Del · Jan 14, 2012

Yeah. It's not nice to call Haggis a dummie. And why is he so well known in SA? :Wha:

Angie · Jan 14, 2012

You really shouldn't give a Haggis to children. They get all nervous and nippy. So does Haggis.

Del · Jan 14, 2012

Angie said:
You really shouldn't give a Haggis to children. They get all nervous and nippy. So does Haggis.

And they might choke on him.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 14, 2012

since when do we call stuffed sheep stomach (Scotland's answer for grits) a him or a her. I believe adults can choke on it too, if they have taste buds.

Del · Jan 14, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
since when do we call stuffed sheep stomach (Scotland's answer for grits) a him or a her. I believe adults can choke on it too, if they have taste buds.

Oh so now you're saying Haggis has bad taste?!!

*Founces Haggis by proxy*

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 14, 2012

Hadn't considered that.

should I have?

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 14, 2012

OK I thought about it ...

Haggis has a bad taste .. doesn't smell all that great either.

Haggis · Jan 14, 2012

Del said:
Here

*hides*

You're looking a little down today, Del.

:ROFL:

Del said:
*Founces Haggis by proxy*

Thanks. I appreciate it.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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