The Bent Nail Saloon.

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I suppose so....



*pours a glass of kerosine*


There you go
 

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Whew-wee! But that's got a kick to it!

*Wipes mouth then brow*

I say, CD, you got any advice what a fella should do with a flaming paw like this?
 

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wave it around and draw letters in the air...





outside though, ok
 

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*Shapes E L P and an H in the air*



*Heads for door*



*Trips over and sets light to the floor*

*spits*

*spits again*


I cain't get it out! Mouths too dry what with my head being on fire!
 

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*throws bucket of water at HH’s flaming head*



Darn, a miss!



*throws second bucket*



Missed again.




*pushes HH into the horse trough*



I wouldn’t linger if I was you. The marshal takes that No Swimmin’, No Fishin’ and No Bathin’ sign right seriously.
 

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excuse me a moment while I go and dry off
 

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*Drags self out of trough*



*Notices the barkeep slide a whiskey down the bar toward a drunkard*


*Burst through saloon doors*

*Dives as the drunkard misses slid drink*

*Lands, mouth agape, as the whiskey slides off the end of the bar*

*Gulps and smiles*
 

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**Walks down stairs, sees Harry sprawled out, Dan snoozing feet on the table, and Haggis passed out on bar**

Another typical Tuesday.
 

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*spit*

You done this before, ain't you, Harry?

Tis the only way for a brasic and bruised soul to get a drink in all of Idaho county.

**Walks down stairs, sees Harry sprawled out, Dan snoozing feet on the table, and Haggis passed out on bar**

Another typical Tuesday.

Did somebody mention brekkers?
 

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whut?




*spit*





oh. and howdy. :hi:






*spit*













*goes back to staring into drink*




















*spit*
















eta: *spit*
 

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If this wuz about 130 years or so from now, we'd probably have a special welcome chair for ya J'Dubee, but there ain't no plugs yet (exceptin' fer tobaccy) and there fer sure ain't no outlets, whatever they are.
 

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Feller down the road that sold me the boots 'n duds...

New white hat...

new red flannel shirt...

Fancy Mexican boots...

Told me this here place was a tad... dif'runt.





couple of critters haintin' the place was a tin can by the moniker, Eveready, 'n a pup with three paws...


The feller didn't have no long-johns for winter...

Didn't s'pect noe to be in 'til come spring...


So I up 'n settled for these here wooly-chaps to stay warm ...

Makes fer a quick round trip to the outhouse...






Guess he warn't joshin' me none when he tol' me I, mayhaps, need new trousers too.
 

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*Tap, turn, and kick*




Hmm...I wonder if I should tell J'Dubee that Daniel installed indoor plumbing?
 

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*Tap, turn, and kick*




Hmm...I wonder if I should tell J'Dubee that Daniel installed indoor plumbing?
He did?

You might have told me too.

*unraises hind leg*

*spit*

Say, J'Dubee. I been lookin' fer the man what shot my paw. I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?
 

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*looks down at the marshel*



That my leg. Not a tree!



*spit*
 

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Sumbody called Dan'l a-harvestin' plums indoors?
Well, if that don't beat all...


Sorry pup, ain't made acquaintance with no paw shooter...




right smart trick ya got there, pup...




hockin' a goober whilst standin' on two legs and a-wettin' on Ninak's leg.



If.n I was one of them eastern dudes, I'd ask why a man shot your paw...

but I ain't...


so, I won't...






gotta find a chair to sit 'n cross m'legs...



M'stern is a-feelin' a brisk breeze.
 

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excuss me while I go change my pants