...out my sports bra if I'm going to run in the men's event. She was quick to assure me that...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 25, 2012 #2,376 ...out my sports bra if I'm going to run in the men's event. She was quick to assure me that...
Zeddo Talk to the hat Super Member Registered Joined Apr 22, 2012 Messages 1,439 Reaction score 158 Location British Columbia, Canada Website www.allanjemerson Aug 26, 2012 #2,377 ...she was a real nurse, even though all she was wearing were fishnet stockings and a red silk teddy. Being double-jointed is handy for...
...she was a real nurse, even though all she was wearing were fishnet stockings and a red silk teddy. Being double-jointed is handy for...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 26, 2012 #2,378 ...flipping off two people at once. It's late, I'm tired, and...
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Aug 26, 2012 #2,379 ...I'm not attracted to you that way. (yawn)I think I'm gonna hit ...
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Aug 26, 2012 #2,380 ...the chicken as she attempts to cross the road. Whenever I hear a show tune ...
swachski checking the 'reset' box Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 10, 2010 Messages 32,543 Reaction score 11,113 Location The Abyss Aug 26, 2012 #2,381 ...I think it should get a tuning fork. The great thing about singing off key is...
Zeddo Talk to the hat Super Member Registered Joined Apr 22, 2012 Messages 1,439 Reaction score 158 Location British Columbia, Canada Website www.allanjemerson Aug 26, 2012 #2,382 ...there's always applause when you stop. The main advantage of not wearing underwear...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 26, 2012 #2,383 ...is the fame you'll receive when the paparazzi snap a few shots at interesting angles. *Achoo!* Sorry, I seem to be coming down with a case of...
...is the fame you'll receive when the paparazzi snap a few shots at interesting angles. *Achoo!* Sorry, I seem to be coming down with a case of...
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Aug 26, 2012 #2,384 ...innuendoza. It seemed medically impossible, but...
swachski checking the 'reset' box Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 10, 2010 Messages 32,543 Reaction score 11,113 Location The Abyss Aug 26, 2012 #2,385 ...I'll suffer the symptoms. When I walked into the confessional booth...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 26, 2012 #2,386 ...I was surprised to find the priest getting fresh with my sister! "I'm not celibate," he said, "I just...
...I was surprised to find the priest getting fresh with my sister! "I'm not celibate," he said, "I just...
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Aug 27, 2012 #2,387 ... meant to say celebrate." I'm watching The Weather Channel because...
swachski checking the 'reset' box Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 10, 2010 Messages 32,543 Reaction score 11,113 Location The Abyss Aug 27, 2012 #2,388 ...the Shopping Network is trying to sell Isaac in four easy payments. If it gets windy enough...
sneakysnail I'm about to say something stupid Super Member Registered Joined Mar 2, 2011 Messages 1,619 Reaction score 223 Location Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy Aug 27, 2012 #2,389 ... I can use my skirt as a sail and roll all the way to China on my skateboard. Don't let the hairy ...
... I can use my skirt as a sail and roll all the way to China on my skateboard. Don't let the hairy ...
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Aug 27, 2012 #2,390 ...-palmed guy watch me do that. Skirts flying brings out the...
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Aug 27, 2012 #2,391 ...dog in most men. As I was walking down the street one day...
Zeddo Talk to the hat Super Member Registered Joined Apr 22, 2012 Messages 1,439 Reaction score 158 Location British Columbia, Canada Website www.allanjemerson Aug 27, 2012 #2,392 ...I was arrested for flagrant sashaying. I had to have my upper lip removed...
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Aug 27, 2012 #2,393 ...as my nose grew so long that it blocked my mouth. Chewing is now...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 27, 2012 #2,394 ...banned in 34 states for being too gross to listen to. It was all just...
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Aug 27, 2012 #2,395 ...a hasty decision gone bad, as I realized I could have simply had my nose bobbed. If Bob's your uncle, ...
...a hasty decision gone bad, as I realized I could have simply had my nose bobbed. If Bob's your uncle, ...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 27, 2012 #2,396 ...does that mean Martha Stewart is my aunt? Good music, like fine wine, never...
Silent Rob Riff-Raff Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Jul 8, 2009 Messages 48,116 Reaction score 12,938 Aug 28, 2012 #2,397 ...seems so great the next morning, after you've had far too much of it. A dog is not just for christmas...
...seems so great the next morning, after you've had far too much of it. A dog is not just for christmas...
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 28, 2012 #2,398 ...they're for waking you up in the middle of the night too! Help, I'm trapped in a...
Gilroy Cullen Handsome servant of a redhead Super Member Registered Joined Oct 26, 2011 Messages 4,567 Reaction score 677 Location Deep in the State of Confusion Website swordsvspens.blogspot.com Aug 28, 2012 #2,399 ... closet with Rosie O'Donnell. All the Twinkies...
swachski checking the 'reset' box Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 10, 2010 Messages 32,543 Reaction score 11,113 Location The Abyss Aug 28, 2012 #2,400 ...changed wardrobes and became Ho-hos. It's not the filling that's filling...