Do Elephants Belong in Adult Restaurants?

I think it's just fine for elephants to dine in adult restaurants, provided that they are not served liquor. Drunken elephants have caused a lot of mayhem these days.

i think it really comes down to table
manners...and the length of its trunk.

Komnena said:

Recently a friend brought her pet elephant to our weekly gatherings. The management wouldn't let us in with the elephant. Do we have a discrimination case or what?

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Of course, not! They're a safety hazard--going around leaving peanut shells all over the floor--people skid and fall, almost breaking their necks--and those big ears make it hard to find exit signs. One other thing, just between you and me, it's not that I'm prejudiced, I mean Dumbo was cute, but even when the restrooms are pachyderm accessible, they leave 'em all wet and messy.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails different colors?
A: To hide in bowls of M&M's.
Q: Did you ever see an elephant in a bowl of M&M's?
A: No.
Punchline: See how good it works.

Bayou Bill

How come elephants wear tennies?
Ninies are too small.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerus?
Elephino.

My first grade teacher would be sooo proud.

Dorothy: What if you saw an elephant?
Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellephant!

xiaotien said:

and the length of its trunk.

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It's not the size of the trunk. It's how he eats the peanuts.

Someone's got to set this straight.

When I were a lad elephants were seen and not heard in restaurants. If they so much as fiddled with their tusks they'd be firmly and lovingly beaten with sticks by their owners and then they'd thank them afterwards. Now I can't have a night out without it being ruined by their endless trumpeting and weirdly flapping ears and parabolic arcs of mammal urine streaming past my nose when I'm choosing from the cheese plate. Their damn keepers just laugh and encourage them. "Bray louder, Dumbo," they shout, "there's a romancing couple behind the stairway you haven't infuriated yet."

Norwich on a Saturday night is like ancient Rome just before Alaric turned up. Fighting and swearing and Proboscidea running rampant. How I wish everyone was as well-behaved as me.

I think Colonel Hathi and his Dawn Patrol have sufficient discipline to dine in any fine restaurant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ojV1r1XHM&NR=1