UNSCRAMBLE THAT WORD!

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

1) T.V. Series/ Creator of series / Main Character
Literary work upon which T.V. Series is based /
Author of Literary Work

2) The words themselves might be hints.

3) Almost nobody refers to the literary work by its official name.

4) I friggin' hope I didn't screw up a letter.

5) If I didn't this is easier than it looks.

6) Had Louis and Claudia never left New Orleans, the title of this literary work would not have refered only to itself.

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

1) T.V. Series/ Creator of series / Main Character
Literary work upon which T.V. Series is based /
Author of Literary Work

2) The words themselves might be hints.

3) Almost nobody refers to the literary work by its official name.

4) I friggin' hope I didn't screw up a letter.

5) If I didn't this is easier than it looks.

6) Had Louis and Claudia never left New Orleans, the title of this literary work would not have refered only to itself.

7) "RITE TURN" does not refer to Anne Rice who has nothing to do with any of these terms.

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

1) T.V. Series/ Creator of series / Main Character
Literary work upon which T.V. Series is based /
Author of Literary Work

2) The words themselves might be hints.

3) Almost nobody refers to the literary work by its official name.

4) I friggin' hope I didn't screw up a letter. (Not an actual clue. Just a statement.)

5) If I didn't this is easier than it looks.

6) Had Louis and Claudia never left New Orleans, the title of this literary work would not have refered only to itself.

7) "RITE TURN" does not refer to Anne Rice who has nothing to do with any of these terms.

8) Should I take the lack of interest in this as a sign that this thread has gone south?

9) The show and the literary work have quite a bite.

10) One of the words (not "RED") has only two letters changed (and one of them has only been slid into another position).

11) The creator of this show did an earlier show. The earlier show is stiff competion with this one.

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

1) T.V. Series/ Creator of series / Main Character
Literary work upon which T.V. Series is based /
Author of Literary Work

2) The words themselves might be hints.

3) Almost nobody refers to the literary work by its official name.


5) If I didn't this is easier than it looks.

6) Had Louis and Claudia never left New Orleans, the title of this literary work would not have refered only to itself.

7) "RITE TURN" does not refer to Anne Rice who has nothing to do with any of these terms.

8) Should I take the lack of interest in this as a sign that this thread has gone south?

9) The show and the literary work have quite a bite.

10) One of the words (not "RED") has only two letters changed (and one of them has only been slid into another position).

11) The creator of this show did an earlier show. The earlier show is stiff competion with this one.

12) synonym antonym / red-herring red-herring / nonsense pseudo-pun
hint nonsense hint nonsense /
hint pseudo-hint

I made it especially long as a joke. But being long actually makes it easier because I had more choices on making the clues relevant. And that worked as you figured (rightly or wrongly) that it has to do with vampires.

Once you figure out what the hints refer to (in your case you assume vampires, rightly or wrongly) there aren't too many t.v. shows based on books on the subject. Perhaps the currently most popular of said shows' title resembles "REAL BONES" so closely that even if you've never seen it, a quick google will show that the similarity between one of my other words and its corresponding solution is so strong, you must know you are so far correct. Simple google will give you the main character and the author and the creator.

Then comes the tedious part of crossing out letters and seeing whats left. That becomes the literary work's name. Of which, your first guess for two words should be obvious and you'd be right. A bit of thought as to what type of literary work would give you the fourth word. That'd leave you with just one word to go.

....
oh, and I wasn't commenting. I was giving a hint.

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

1) T.V. Series/ Creator of series / Main Character
Literary work upon which T.V. Series is based /
Author of Literary Work

2) The words themselves might be hints.

3) Almost nobody refers to the literary work by its official name.

6) Had Louis and Claudia never left New Orleans, the title of this literary work would not have refered only to itself.

7) "RITE TURN" does not refer to Anne Rice who has nothing to do with any of these terms.

8) Should I take the lack of interest in this as a sign that this thread has gone south?

9) The show and the literary work have quite a bite.

10) One of the words (not "RED") has only two letters changed (and one of them has only been slid into another position).

11) The creator of this show did an earlier show. The earlier show is stiff competion with this one.

12) synonym antonym / red-herring red-herring / nonsense pseudo-pun
hint nonsense hint nonsense /
hint pseudo-hint

13) Title: the REAL BONES in the title is somewhat ironic as what it refers to, in terms of the show, is actually not REAL but synthetic.
Creator: RITE TURN is not known for making mason jars.
Main Charactor: BAALAU STEAKHOUSE doesn't work at a steakhouse. However her workplace does serve hamburgers (and fried pickles; how weird is that?)
Literary work: Hashhosh is not a direction you want to pursue but HASHHOSH is.
Author: I got nothing. She's alive. And, although not vermilion, her hair is reddish but surely that's just a coincidence.
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Ooooo...this looks interesting! Unfortunately, I just came by because I'm waiting in line for the potty...be back later to have a real go at it.

True Blood/Alan Ball/Sookie Stackhouse
The Southern Vampire Mysteries/
Charlaine Harris

woozy said:

8) Should I take the lack of interest in this as a sign that this thread has gone south?

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Nooooooo, not at all ... I'm always here, and I know Nymtoc is. And others on and off, I think? I'm not always great at American things, and vampires are not exactly my niche, but I'm always watching even if I'm "stuck" ...

Well done, Sprogspasser!

sprogspasser said:

True Blood/Alan Ball/Sookie Stackhouse
The Southern Vampire Mysteries/
Charlaine Harris

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Noooooo!!!!

The letters don't actually match up with

REAL BONES/ RITE TURN / BAALAU STEAKHOUSE
RED HASHHOSH SCARLET LAIKOI /
VERMILION CORPSE

I didn't use any Ys and only one M and you have an extra T. Furthermore Mysteries has nine letters and LAIKOI only has six.

So that game is still on for anyone who pulls the carpet from under you!!

No more clues though!

True Blood/Alan Ball/Sookie Stackhouse
The Southern Vampire Series/
Charlaine Harris

If above is correct then my offering is below. Else ignore.

agrip glitches

1. this promises to be a weighty one

sprogspasser said:

True Blood/Alan Ball/Sookie Stackhouse
The Southern Vampire Series/
Charlaine Harris

If above is correct then my offering is below. Else ignore.

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Of course, it's correct! Good Job!

agrip glitches

1. this promises to be a weighty one
2. where scientists might kneel in prayer

LEGIT GRAPHICS

just kidding

LARCH PIGGIEST?

Earth Pliggics?
Sharp Geligtic?

CHAIR PIGGLETS???

agrip glitches

1. this promises to be a weighty one
2. where scientists might kneel in praye
3. discovered where capitals of China, Egypt, Romania and Norway collided

HIGGS PARTICLE

BASHEDOUR GOURD

1. Gold dust.
2. It can't get started by itself.

BASHEDOUR GOURD

1. Gold dust.
2. It can't get started by itself.
3. not easy surprisingly, to rise to the occasion.

woozy said:

HIGGS PARTICLE

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Indeed. Well done.

BASHEDOUR GOURD

1. Gold dust.
2. It can't get started by itself.
3. not easy surprisingly, to rise to the occasion.

sourdough bread

sprogspasser said:

BASHEDOUR GOURD

1. Gold dust.
2. It can't get started by itself.
3. not easy surprisingly, to rise to the occasion.

sourdough bread

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That's it! Well done.

(and a good thing as I wasn't sure I'd be able to come up with any more hints.)

Elliptic Ruler / Rectangle Mooncasts

1. Object / Type of object
2. Hands off - no touching allowed
3. From here to eternity

(Artistic licence may have been used in some or all the clues.)

Elliptic Ruler / Rectangle Mooncasts

1. Object / Type of object
2. Hands off - no touching allowed
3. From here to eternity
4. One scramble above has two of these objects

(Artistic licence may have been used in some or all the clues.)

ELECTRON STING / MOLECULAR PARTICLES

No? Dang... back to the drawing board!