Edgar Allen Poe, of all people, once said, "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." So let's see how intolerable some of us can get! (And flex our writing muscles at the same time.)
The rules for a pun war are simple. We decide on a theme (the first person to reply to this post gets to pick it), and we basically carry on a conversation, making sure to include a pun on that theme. When we think we've squeezed every last possible pun out of a theme, we move on to the next one.
Ideas for themes:
Music
Food
Animals
Modes of transportation
Games
Books
There's no limits within any theme - for music, everything from instruments to composers to songs and lyrics is fair game.
Multi-lingual puns are allowed - after all, arroz by any other name... (You have to translate afterwards, though.)
The most important rule to a pun war: no repeats!
So...who wants in?
The rules for a pun war are simple. We decide on a theme (the first person to reply to this post gets to pick it), and we basically carry on a conversation, making sure to include a pun on that theme. When we think we've squeezed every last possible pun out of a theme, we move on to the next one.
Ideas for themes:
Music
Food
Animals
Modes of transportation
Games
Books
There's no limits within any theme - for music, everything from instruments to composers to songs and lyrics is fair game.
Multi-lingual puns are allowed - after all, arroz by any other name... (You have to translate afterwards, though.)
The most important rule to a pun war: no repeats!
So...who wants in?
every so often to keep us, erm, nourished. 
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