The Bent Nail Saloon.

CDaniel said:

*looks at the new kid*



*elbows haggis*



What's with the kid in the blue long-jons?

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My pa never liked them either.

*looks down at blue onesie sheepishly*

Give me time to get my big-boy pants, okay? The way I see it, you could teach a humble chitlun like me about these parts, or just let me drift on by. I don't mind a little ribbing, though. I need a hat, don't I?

CDaniel said:

*looks at the new kid*



*elbows haggis*



What's with the kid in the blue long-jons?

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That there's our new pianer player feller. We been needin' one of them. Didn't you notice how a pianer magically appeared over there by the winder?

Shadow_Ferret said:

*tosses a stogie to Haggis*

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Thanks, amigo.

*bites off end of ceegar...spits it into spittoon*

This ain't one of them non-smoking saloons is it?

Ah, screw it.

*lights up ceegar*

regdog said:

Are you insulting my drinks?

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No ma'am. I'd never insult yer drinks lessen they insulted me first.

*spit*

i dont suppose youd like to hear somethin by that beethoven feller. fur elise sounds like somethin we would name a song. i got abilene and back in the saddle again in my pianer fingers

bkendall said:

i dont suppose youd like to hear somethin by that beethoven feller. fur elise sounds like somethin we would name a song. i got abilene and back in the saddle again in my pianer fingers

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That might do.

I don't suppose you know any Chuck Berry, do you?

Scratch that. He ain't been borned yet.

Maybe some "She's only a bird in a guilded cage." You can ask Miss Nina too. After all, she's the dancin' gal. She must have some music she'd like to be dancin' to.

Haggis said:

That might do.

I don't suppose you know any Chuck Berry, do you?

Scratch that. He ain't been borned yet.

Maybe some "She's only a bird in a guilded cage." You can ask Miss Nina too. After all, she's the dancin' gal. She must have some music she'd like to be dancin' to.

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I know how chuck plenty berries. Just throw as hard as you can.

Nina, what you like to dance to?

*tap, tap, and kick*



Music!!!!!



That's what's been missing!



*runs out to buy bkendall sheet music for some of them there Frenchy numbers*

hey! that pianer had it coming.

yep.










*spit*

regdog said:

You shot the last ones.

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*holds hands up* let me turn that pianer around. maybe that'll protect me. did someone say that gene autry wasnt a real musician or somethin. to get the music out, though, i'll risk getting shot

bkendall said:

o get the music out, though, i'll risk getting shot

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There's a heavy cost you have to pay to be a true artist.

*spit*

bkendall said:

*holds hands up*

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*shoots a hole through bkendall's hand*





gah! sorry, dude.
that was totally my bad.

force of habit and all that jazz.


*signals for a fresh beer for bkendall*


there.












*goes back to staring into whiskey*









*spit*

Was that his pianer playin' hand?

*imperceptible shrug*

i dunno.

but he can't be mad at me even it it was.
you saw how he was waving his hands around in the air,....i can't be blamed for shooting one of them.




*spit*

Ain't he got one of them roller things anyhow? You know, the ones that make the pianer play by itself?

*spit*

cray said:

*imperceptible shrug*

i dunno.

but he can't be mad at me even it it was.
you saw how he was waving his hands around in the air,....i can't be blamed for shooting one of them.




*spit*

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*looks at hole in hand*

That don't feel good. I can live with this, though. I guess I was daring you to shoot me. No else needs to test your aim. You could have warned me that was how the last pianer player was shot, though. Anybody?

As fer that pianer, not just anyone can crank it up, you know. That I can do with either hand.

*resiliently cranks through the pain*

The music must go on. Now could I get a real pianer?

cray said:

you saw how he was waving his hands around in the air,....i can't be blamed for shooting one of them.

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I know! It was like he was daring you to hit one.







And you did.



Good shootin, there.

You know, bkendall, the pianer player's always the one whut gets shot. Don't know why that is. It just is.

*passes bkendall a cork to fill up the hole in his hand*