Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Give her da raspberry; she's a nut.

And what about da strawberry blond?

And da pear dat's no longer a secret in teh udder thread?

And the apple o' my pie?

And my raisin d'etre?

And da fact dat yer all bananas?
 

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*lowers sword and looks around Cabaret*

WTF? Where'd NG2 go? None of you are hiding her, are you?
 

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Cass, have you ever considered that if you destroy NG2 you'll go back to being just New Girl? Huh? Didja?

No, I didn't think so.


Wait, were you charging after cray?
Oh, nevermindthen. Carry on.
 

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Hey cray, remember when cray jr. decided to catch a bird by putting bird seed on his head? Well, he inspired me. I caught a parakeet in my backyard today. No I didn't put seed on my head. He was sitting at my feeder, getting rained on and looking absolutely miserable. Went out with a net and caught him on my third try :D

My friend who has raised birds forever said it will be touch and go for about a week since birdy has been exposed to such cold weather at night. It's been in the 30's here. If he survives a week, he should be okay.

I've named him TC, after the Decepticon seeker, Thundercraker. I lurves my new birdy bird.
 

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*pops head in*
*sees new girl battle*
Hey, what's up with the girl attacking that teeny tiny puppy?
*takes closer look, sees pup is Haggis*
Nevermind. Attack away.
 

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*pops head in*
*sees new girl battle*
Hey, what's up with the girl attacking that teeny tiny puppy?
*takes closer look, sees pup is Haggis*
Nevermind. Attack away.

*spies New Girl*
*raises broadsword over head*
*charges*

THERE.
CAN.
BE.
ONLY.
ONE!
 

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*pours 2 shots of tequila*
*adds 4 drops of Tabasco*
*charges house payment to Cray's card*

Bottoms up!
 

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Again with that?!

*pulls broadsword out of the wall*

Reg, you're the only one in this hell hole I trust. The rest of them just want me to kill Cray, and don't care about anything else.

So tell me -- do I have to kill all other New Girls or perish myself? Also -- is Cray a New Girl?
 

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Impressive broadsword pulling.
 

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*pulls broadsword out of the wall*

Reg, you're the only one in this hell hole I trust. The rest of them just want me to kill Cray, and don't care about anything else.

So tell me -- do I have to kill all other New Girls or perish myself? Also -- is Cray a New Girl?

Cray will always be the new girl, but you don't have to kill him. He has a very important job around here. Just by being him he raises everyone else's self esteem.



Reg, birds are just like dogs only different.

somehow that makes perfect sense
 

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*gulps down drink*
*pulls face*
Thanks:) . Hey, how comes I didn't get the memo on this NG battle?
*holds out glass for another shot*
 

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Cray will always be the new girl, but you don't have to kill him. He has a very important job around here. Just by being him he raises everyone else's self esteem.

*puts broadsword back in thigh holster*

That's an excellent point. And if I don't have to kill New Girls to live, I'd just as soon not. It'll be great to have someone to share all the New Girl burdens with.


hey... we haven't electrocuted m-a-m while she's awake yet...
 

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Haggis called home to Hunny and said, " Hunny, I have been asked to go fishing up in Quebec with Cray and Porter. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get to see his sugar shack and maybe beg for some syrup. Could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box, we're Leaving From Cray's but I'll swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. "

Hunny thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what Haggis asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. He had a small bottle of Aunt Jemima's syrup with him. Hunny welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

His wife replied, "I did. They're in your tackle box ..."
 

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*thinking*

Thoses thighs must be a LOT bigger than they look in that dress, to keep a 'holstered' broadsword under there.
 
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