**dusts hands on chaps, slings saddle over shoulder and enters the saloon**
**looks around**
Hmm... no one is here. I shall talk to myself.
I thought I'd visit - I'm writing a westerny*-type fantasy. Been listening to a lot of Hank Williams and yearning for the open plains... that is all...
**looks both ways, up and down the bar. Since there's no one here to see, sneaks over and makes a chocolate milkshake, using the last of the Hershey's syrup (not all of it IN the milkshake, much of it went all over her workshirt when she attempted to drink it straight from the can)**
*what should be a word, but isn't