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Maurice forgot to leave a new wierd word

mauricipium - A place where forgotten words are stored for 4.3 seconds from where they can only be recovered by hitting one's head sharply with the base of an open palm.


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pharbeta

An illegal and frequently pirated piece of software that allows you to write your own prescriptions for pharmaceutical products.


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The swelling that occurs after you fall down on your tailbone while skiing or roller blading.


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Sciandra

The teenaged, feminine version of a scoundrel who has just begun to see the potential for using her feminine wiles as a tool in gaining unmerited rewards. Upon completing her first dishonest scam, a sciandra becomes the genderless 'scoundrel.'

Note: The male version of sciandra is 'sciander'

polyeminence
 

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polyeminence is wanting always to be first but having a multiple personality makes that a tad difficult since they ALL want to be first!

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Mortifurries


When the air is filled with little dead flies.



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Posch

A Belgian liqueur distilled from a combination of primroses and herring. It is believed that those who regularly imbibe Posch develop delusions of grandeur and put on airs.


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fughring

Any word where the 'g' is silent. It is not silent in fughring.





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emswiler

Someone who parks an ambulance in a place central to the territory and waits for something to happen.

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redwinger

(Sometimes with a hyphen added thus 're-dwinger' as opposed to the Detroit Hockey Fan pronouned 'red-winger'). A fearless, foolish person of either sex who will stand in the center of a parking lot and swirl a large mace attached to a chain around him as cars approach with their horns honking. Technically, the person should have performed the feat at least once previously and served at least twenty-four hours in lockup.

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carpefungal

A saying among experienced mushroom hunters who know if you don't pick the mushroom now, it will be gone later.




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Dotwear

A line of fashionable lingerie introduced by Dorothy Lamour in the 1940's which was even skimpier than the thongs which are so popular today. Had there only been velcro back then, it might have caught on, but alas, the dots seemed to slip and slide at the most inopportune times.


wiscerama
 

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Wiscerama: botannical: a type of dodder indigenous to the grampian mountains of scotland. it is a serious threat to the oat and rye crops but the native shepherds weave from its vines a safety netting that safeguards the local sheep from tumbling off the mountain trails.

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tewscopf


The medical instrument used to light the way when performing an exploritory lower G.I.


Quadethicireq
 

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Quadethicireq: an historically interesting typo from the first edition of Blagnatch's Dictionary of Obscure Terms. Debate still rages as to whether it was supposed to have been "Quadethnicity" (partaking of four different cultures) or "Quadritechnic" (requiring the efforts of experts in four fields of knowledge) or perhaps something even more obscure which has been (justifiably) lost.


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Quadethicireq

A contraction of the French-Canadian phrase "Que reque est cet ice!" meaning "This ice is such a wreck!" , an exclamation frequently expressed after a particularly ugly fight has broken out during a hockey game.


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(Love your French, Woof.)

boviary:
A Victorian era term for the girl parts of a dairy cow.



noomeril
 

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noomeril

From the Concise Bush dictionary Of Malapropisms, 'noomeril' is equivalent to the English 'numeral'.


schordata
 

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schordata

Plural of schordatum, disgusting information. Schordata are often used to malign someone or to extort money: "If you don't pay me $100,000 in unmarked bills by tonight I will release the schordata about your weird sexual appetites." (J. Finklebink, in a blackmail note retrieved after his arrest.) [from schor, Sanscrit, pig excrement + datum, Latin, something given.]

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Fidukle: a fiduciary foulup forfeiting future funds for finicky flatulent financiers.

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Jastuwary - Originally, a month added between February and March every fourth year so that February always had 28 days. More recently, it is used to refer to future events that one will NOT be attending. "When is Merle's shower?" "Jastuwary 25 at 3pm"

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Cosnokia. Defined as the annoying use of cell phones in stores, shopping malls, restaurants, and other public places. In some state, laws have been proposed that would allow anyone nearby to hit the offender repeatedly with a stick.

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Loptimation.

Animated rabbits; ie: Bugs Bunny.



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Eberhardy

Or Eber Hardy, the disowned son of English author, Thomas Hardy. Though born and raised in England, Eber Hardy inexplicably spoke only German, and was thrown out of his house at the age of 25 for writing dirty German limericks and embarrassing his famous father.



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