Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Rob wears the wire.

Is it in the heel of his stiletto?

I suppose that'd be the best place for it.

Did you not notice the wire running from it?

I only noticed Rob running.

He balances pretty well on those heels, doesn't he?

I wouldn't know.

You don't think I am going to encourage your fascination with dressing up men in women's clothing, do you?

Party pooper.

Didn't you ever watch Mrs. Doubtfire?

Never.

Does that make you laugh?

No. I haven't watched it, either.

Do you doubt that?

I doubt it very much

Havne't you already worn out the DVD?

I wore the DVD on my head.

Is that what you meant?

enh, good enough.

Did it play correctly?

Not really. Liza can't spin around fast enough.

Should we feed her more coffee?

Nah . . She keeps tripping on brussel sprouts

Need a broom?

Nah, I'm informed the sprouts are there for a reason

Who keeps sprouts scattered on the floor, anyway?

A farmer.

Weren't expecting that, were you?

I can honestly say I wasn't, no.

Should I have listened to Jethro Gibbs when he said 'expect the unexpected?'

Would he have been expecting you to?

Q&A

Nah, on account he only has a fifth grade education.

Oh, wrong Jethro?

Sorry, wrong Jethro.

Which Jethro did you think I meant?

The one who lives in Beverly Hills.

And has an uncle named Jed?

I'll take your word for it.

What's a lad from a small town in England meant to know about anyone in Beverly Hills?

well .. let me tell ya a little story bout a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

You asked?

Elly Mae wants to invite you for a swim in her cement pond.

How long did it take you to type all that in, anyway?

No time at all.

Impressive, no?

Cut and Paste. =)

Glue?

Yes.

You didn't eat it all did you?