Sarpedon
Banned
well, pretending the president isn't dying apparently has been a major part of this fellow's job in recent years.
So, what's the point of the VP if they don't assume command when the president bites it?
So, what's the point of the VP if they don't assume command when the president bites it?
A presidential election to replace late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez will be held on 14 April, the country's electoral commission has said.
The announcement follows the appointment of Mr Chavez's favoured successor, Nicolas Maduro, as acting president.
Hugo Chavez died on 5 March after a long battle with cancer.
Mr Maduro will run as the governing party candidate with Henrique Capriles expected to stand for the opposition.
Mr Chavez - who led Venezuela for 14 years - won last October's election against Mr Capriles, polling 54% of the vote to Mr Capriles's 44%.
As Mr Chavez's health worsened, he announced that his vice-president, Mr Maduro, should succeed him.
Mr Maduro, 50, has pledged to carry on the former president's leftist policies and opinion polls have shown him as the favourite to win the next election.
So, did Chavez's condition worsened about the time he would've started his new period? Creepy.
It was quite obvious during the elections that he was ill, he went from an unstoppable one-man show to addressing crowds by phone and barely making acts outside the capital. Also, during his victory speech there was a strange, depressing air among his crowd.
This has led to many to believe that he knew he was pretty ill and yet he clutched to power 'til the end.
So what is the official cause of death? Have they said yet?
His last words were reported as: I don't want to die, please don't let me.
Jesus. Okay, now I feel pity for him. The poor man managed to delude even himself.
Sarpedon #15 said:Do you suppose he'll be embalmed and you'll be expected to shuffle past his corpse looking somber?
Why was your ma chosen, Max? Does she works for the government, or just has a good poker face*?
*Next to Lenin's embalmed corpse is a "No smiling" sign.
Kaiser, by the way, a Latin American pope. Another one for the list of unbelievable things this year?