The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary
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Oh, man! That is such a syn!!!*kicks the cat*
Oops. That wasn't the cat. Sorry Haggis.
Hey .. welcome toogray...
Have a 2X4 on me (two parts maple syrup, four parts Chevas ... spose you request Crown.)
JB has been in an out a whole lot less lately than he used to be ... something changed (or he's off changing something) I checked all of the usual corners and he wasn't there so he really has been gone a lot lately.
Might want to get some stain resistant legging as long as the chihuahia keeps showing up. And a plastic hat in case the seagull flies in for a visit.
By the way everybody ... just put a target up over in query letter hell ... first ever attempt so it'd be nice to hear from some of you more seasoned codgers.
Have a 2X4 on me (two parts maple syrup, four parts Chevas ... spose you request Crown.)
JB has been in an out a whole lot less lately than he used to be ... something changed (or he's off changing something) I checked all of the usual corners and he wasn't there so he really has been gone a lot lately.
Might want to get some stain resistant legging as long as the chihuahia keeps showing up. And a plastic hat in case the seagull flies in for a visit.
By the way everybody ... just put a target up over in query letter hell ... first ever attempt so it'd be nice to hear from some of you more seasoned codgers.
SYN! Where ya been?You idiots hired bouncers? Good greif. I thought you knew better!
*shuffles off*
*kicks the cat*
Oops. That wasn't the cat. Sorry Haggis.
Hey. That rhymed.
Good to see you, m'dear.
*barfs in Porter's shoe*
Save me a spot over there, Syn.Hey Haggis.
Um...If you don't mind Porter, I'll just stand waaaaay over here for now, until you burn that shoe.
dumb ass?
I know it doesn't rhyme but Texans would never catch on.
Where did I put the rock salt loads for the 12 gauge?
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Take your pick!
The tall flask on the left is JD; the one on the right is Manhattans, made with traditional rye (Old Overholt); the round one turned up empty last night (OFG, Auntie Vernie - one of you two!!!); and the JD keychain flask on the right is emergency supply. The middle cask is my emergency stash of sake (酒).
Ever tried a JD Manhattan? Whew! It'll curl your panties!
I didn't think anyone would notice...
Hi Toogrey.Syn!!! You're a sight for sore eyes!!
Burritos? Those are little donkeys, right?
How does cray make little don.... okay, okay, don't answer that.
And since the hip flasks are out - can I be otherwise and have a G&T please.
Sure. You betcha. Yep.
Syn!!! You're a sight for sore eyes!!
Burritos? Those are little donkeys, right?
How does cray make little don.... okay, okay, don't answer that.
And since the hip flasks are out - can I be otherwise and have a G&T please.
Hey, Porter. Pour the picky one a short beer, okay?
*blush* Yeah, well - no more'n eleven months ago, anyway. *blush some more*...Or in Joe Bear's case, the *Honey Pot*
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Joke's on them, then! I always said anyone peekin' through my windows (or up my dress!) gets exactly what he deserves!
It's after five PM and I just got home from shopping. Lemon vodka, olives, and bloody Mary mix, oh and ice.
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