Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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*feels all warm inside for making a love connection*




*makes chuck woolery gang sign*
peace.
 

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Why do people try to hurt my feelings so ealry in the morning when maybe they think I might not be a lurt on enguarde against surprise attacks since I dont drink coffee this early in the day or any other time of the day since it smells so good but tastes worse than bilgewater and believe me I know bilgewater since I have been way around or at least thats what my note says and I think I can remember what bilgewater tastes like since that is sort of a speciel experience compared to drinking milk or V8 juice which I have also tasted and liked well enought to taste again and again and again without remembering the first time I tasted them since it all kind of blends into the foggy foggy past and either I or someone else didn't take notes when they should have or I should have so there I have been way around and way around like running in circles which can cover a lot of distance without the danger of getting lost which I have been known to do while on a walkabout or to or so until I got here and kind of feel like this might be a good place to call home if people werent trying to hurt my feelings because.
 

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:roll: :roll: :roll:











see what i did there?
implying haggis has junk.


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that sounds good (assuming a salve is a pitchfork).
 

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Cray, we really don't need to know that about you ;)

And good morning guys! Happy Tuesday, gaw things went way too fast over the weekend. I want to skip forward to the next one :D
 

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that sounds good (assuming a salve is a pitchfork).


Pitchfork's good.
Can't multi task it into a coffee stirrer-er like my handy-dandy fillet kinive.

Hold dem feelers still PSB, I gots real shitty aim.


Hi PD :hi:
 

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Yay!! I killed the comedy thread.


When it resurrec's later, i'll be back w/my noose.

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in truth, i think it was the salve that killed it.
 

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Pitchfork's good.
Can't multi task it into a coffee stirrer-er like my handy-dandy fillet kinive.

Hold dem feelers still PSB, I gots real shitty aim.


Hi PD :hi:

:hi:


How are you this morning...
 

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One hellofa mornin!!

Mornin fellow cabbers! Has the new girl been fried? I got her in, drugged her waited, and waited, and waited for the someone to bring the chair... did y'all let her slip away?
 

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I think they tried but cray couldn't get his charge up, so she got away.
 

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Haggis and I electrocuted her while she was unconscious. We couldn't find anything in the rules against it. Looks like she came to and slithered out this morning, though.
 

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If you're lucky she won't remember what happened and come back!!

Just tryin to help ya out here Cass. She a tiny one, go easy on the juice next time!
 

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I think I have a spider bite...on my boob. :eek:

If I'm not around much today it's because I'm staring at my boob and looking for symptoms of nectrotizing fasciitis.
 

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I think I have a spider bite...on my boob. :eek:

If I'm not around much today it's because I'm staring at my boob and looking for symptoms of nectrotizing fasciitis.


Oh. My. I'm sure if qW were here, he'd offer to stare at your boob all day. You know, to free you up to do other stuff. Maybe Cray'll offer to fill in. (tee hee...fill in.)
 
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