Mario, you know perfectly well that women go for musicians. Get thee to a giggery!
*guilty* Chris Cornell, anyone? *swoon*
...Now Bangkok will be this evil place infested up to its metaphoric ears with Mites that will give me typhus everyday...
Just tell her it could have been worse. You've avoided being sold into the human traffic market so far over there. I'm pretty sure that's much worse then mites. (Forgive me, I have a very dark sense of humor filled with stereotypes...heh.)