So I've hacked into a major gas companies network and got out undetected. Not only that but I have a little prize; the reasons why gas will be going up.
1.) Gaddifi woke up with a bad headache this morning...gas prices will be going up accordingly
2.) Gaddifi didn't get any bow chicka bow wow from his wife last night...gas prices will be going up due to the tense screening process and background checks the prostitutes had to go through.
3.) Gaddifi WAS selling drugs on the side until he lost his biggest customer. Gas prices will be going up thanks to Charlie Sheen being clean.
4.)Gaddifi is addicted to angry birds...enough said gas prices will be going up.
5.) Someone was shot fifty times in Russia...gas prices will be going up.
6.) Ozzy Osburne spoke perfectly and clearly to where everyone could understand what he was saying and he didn't cuss....gas prices will be sky rocketing.
7.) You know next year is 2012...gas prices will be going up.
8.)The gas industry bought another senator and crooked senators don't come cheap these days...gas prices will be going up accordingly.
9.)There is no war in the continent of Africa...gas prices will be going up.
10.)Paris Hilton said the oil industry is hot or huge or whatever her term is these days...gas prices will be going up.
11.)Oil industry ran out of lies to tell...gas prices are going up anyway.
12.) Oil Industry joins Price Gouging Anonyms...prices will be going up but after a six month two step program the prices may fall ever so slightly before they rise again.
LEGAL NOTE: The previous is not true and was written merely for entertainment purposes.
1.) Gaddifi woke up with a bad headache this morning...gas prices will be going up accordingly
2.) Gaddifi didn't get any bow chicka bow wow from his wife last night...gas prices will be going up due to the tense screening process and background checks the prostitutes had to go through.
3.) Gaddifi WAS selling drugs on the side until he lost his biggest customer. Gas prices will be going up thanks to Charlie Sheen being clean.
4.)Gaddifi is addicted to angry birds...enough said gas prices will be going up.
5.) Someone was shot fifty times in Russia...gas prices will be going up.
6.) Ozzy Osburne spoke perfectly and clearly to where everyone could understand what he was saying and he didn't cuss....gas prices will be sky rocketing.
7.) You know next year is 2012...gas prices will be going up.
8.)The gas industry bought another senator and crooked senators don't come cheap these days...gas prices will be going up accordingly.
9.)There is no war in the continent of Africa...gas prices will be going up.
10.)Paris Hilton said the oil industry is hot or huge or whatever her term is these days...gas prices will be going up.
11.)Oil industry ran out of lies to tell...gas prices are going up anyway.
12.) Oil Industry joins Price Gouging Anonyms...prices will be going up but after a six month two step program the prices may fall ever so slightly before they rise again.
LEGAL NOTE: The previous is not true and was written merely for entertainment purposes.