Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Where have all the sea urchins gone?

Don't sea urchins sleep during the day?

Too late - they're all in the pot, bubbling nicely. Who's first? You want seaweed with that?

Is it dark seaweed or light seaweed?

Will you please hold the barnacles?

What's wrong with barnacles? You don't like 'em?

Oh crap - just broke a tooth on one of those barnacles. Should have taken the shells off I spose. Anyone here a dentist?

Don't the barnacles get stuck to your teeth?

Am I just always a day late and a dollar short?

Two dollars short - these barnacles are expensive RN. Light seaweed JC?

Do you take VISA or American Express?

Power shopping for barnacles again? And on credit? Again? Does somebody have a barnacle addiction?

Do ass barnacles count Woofster?

Is this question of a proctological nature, or one of pure esthetics, my learned Crustacious?

Woof said:

Is this question of a proctological nature, or one of pure esthetics, my learned Crustacious?

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Actually it is more intellectual reparte'-proctologically speaking it may be of a marginally rectal nature to be sure-however-and since I seem to be walking with a rather marked squint in my "eye," I should thing that the question would be more anal in nature-do you understand? what council can one expect from you learned one-may I wait in absolventia until you care to respond?

Absolventia-a land far away just south of Pittsboig!

Is Absolventia anywhere near the town of Paranoia?

Nope, you're thinking of Crediton, near Bankrupt on the coast of Straightened Circumstance, down the river from Penury and Scratch. Aren't you?

*waltzed in...lifts hem to step over the big words being tossed about...looks around...* I've been crowned. I'm the queen this week. Would you be interested in joining me for a drink in the Throne Room over at Royalty For a Week?

Is the Queen of Tarts here?

Would anyone like to pm me some multipurpose questions so I can participate in this thread without tiring myself out too much?

So you do feel that same way that I do?

Well I can't be certain. How do you feel?

I'm thinking about trying the seaweed, are you?

The Lady said:

Would anyone like to pm me some multipurpose questions so I can participate in this thread without tiring myself out too much?

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Are you in the market to buy questions?

How much would questions cost?