Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume II)

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Is that why I lost an ear last time you turned the page?

me-a-monsteR · Jun 7, 2012

You mean I missed your nose?

ETA: Alert! Alert! Kelly's doing a weird invisible thing! :scared:

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

How could you miss my nose?

me-a-monsteR · Jun 7, 2012

Didn't it relocate as I turned the page?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Is it now upside down on the back of my head?

Ergodic Mage · Jun 7, 2012

Are you sure it's your nose?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

Could it be Chad hanging from the back of your neck?

me-a-monsteR · Jun 7, 2012

Would that be the siamese twin that's hung... er, likes to hang out?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

If I was born in Chicago, how could my twin be Siamese?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Your twin is a cat?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 7, 2012

Are any of them???

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

You've had trouble with cats before?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 7, 2012

Do we just leave it to Kelly to lead this conversation in THAT direction?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

*looks around for the Scarecrow*

What direction?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 7, 2012

Do you need this explained to you?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Preferably with elaborate diagrams?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

Maybe in story form with pictograms?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Are you old enough to view those?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

Wasn't I there when most of them were invented?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Have you gotten any royalties?

kenthepen · Jun 7, 2012

Are you implying I trysted with Queen Nefertiti?

Caitlin Black · Jun 7, 2012

Who wouldn't?

Silent Rob · Jun 8, 2012

Stifler?

L.J. · Jun 8, 2012

Who'd you stiff?

Silent Rob · Jun 8, 2012

Those people who keep sending me emails about cialis?