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CDaniel

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As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

I need to go wash my brain out.

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Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?
 

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As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

I need to go wash my brain out.
Stop it, Dan. You're scaring the lady.
 

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Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around. :)
 

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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around. :)

Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?
 

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Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile. :)

I once was a dental assistant.

Teeth, and more importantly, the gums play an important role in heart disease.

Heart disease can cause problems with....uh...beef.

Haggis, your teeth aren't looking too good.