Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Pringles are for girlie men.

Do real men eat Ruffles?
 
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Sex. Either that, or a hawk flying over.


Why is breakfast the most important meal of the day?
 
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Because it sets you up for a hearty lunch and a heroic dinner.

Do you want fries with that?
 
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Not in this diner!

What would you do if I told you I dislike sweet potato most intensely?
 

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Tase you.

Take that, you fiend?
 
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Hey, don't tase me, bro!

So are you this mad because the bottle finally ran out?
 

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No, it's because your loud typing woke me up.

Ain't you shamed?
 

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I dunno.

East Coast or West Coast?
 

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Works for me.

How's that Jose Cuervo working for you?
 

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Crushed ice and a twist of lime.

And salt around the rim?
 

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Quick! Grab the bottle and dive under the desk.

Were those just water bombs?
 

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It is.

Did someone fill 'em with oxygen instead of helium?
 

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I was too busy with the nitrous oxide.

What did you do?
 

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Cool!

You did mean the nitrous oxide is free on Tuesday,right?
 
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That's funny!

Wait, did you spike my drink again?
 
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Ok...

...When will you shtop shpiking my drinksh?
 
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Whut? Wazzat?
 
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