Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Haggis said:

I pay no attention to individuals with pencil ears.

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Yur jus jealous because my ears are machine washable.

CassandraW said:

*drinks sample of KLM's DNA*

whew. 150 proof. That explains a lot.

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Yur jus jealous because your DNA is only 70 proof.

cray said:

the rope is causing pip chafing.







where's nina?
just a general question, my dear. why?
WHY???


why do you gotta do me like this all the time?????







it just hurt, yanno. *sniff*
it hurts.

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Yur jus....well, I don't know what you are but stop chaffing all over the floor.

KellyAssauer said:

Oh the places I can go with this...

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Please....take me with you.

The pine barrens play a sizable role in my first novel ... a fitting thing considering.

*steals 4 shots of Jameson while no one is looking*

breaks Jameson bottle to make sea glass ...

...er ... thought it was empty

And now we know why you had to write

'I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret, I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret, I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret,I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret, I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret,I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret, I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret,I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret, I will not break Jameson in the Cabaret'....

over and over again on that blackboard.

Fine, but did he have to write it over and over again on his torso? I mean, barf city.

*brings Jay some hillbilly moonshine*

This will help you forget whatever you need to...trust me on this. I'm still trying to remember my name from last week's fun.

Has anyone noticed the Asylum has almost caught the cabbie in posts?

What asylum?

Really, pd, we have no idea of what you're talking about...

*checks cabbie's post count*

parumpdragon said:

Has anyone noticed the cabbie has almost caught the Asylum in posts?

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FIFY

and we've been so mature about it, too..

Hey - I can post like a maniac, everyone knows that. No one asked me to.

parumpdragon said:

Hey - I can post like a maniac, everyone knows that. No one asked me to.

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PD, would you please come over to the Asylum
and post like a maniac?

Jaycinth said:

I love the way you substituted 'Mature' for 'too drunk to do anything'.


Bravo!

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It's Kells'ses's fault... she just had to bring out the single malt..

Wait -- there's a race? Where? How do I get in?

*puts on Team Cabbie shirt*
*stretches quads and hamstrings*

CassandraW said:

Nina --

Road trip?

Blurve,
Cassandra

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*secretly packs bags*

Not cool, brah.

Nina and ng aren't bags. They're strong, proud wimminz.

Silent Rob said:

Not cool, brah.

Nina and ng aren't bags. They're strong, proud wimminz.

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regdog said:

You founcing, battery?

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YES!






well, no. probably not.
but maybe.


i just need a break from this place.

regdog said:

You founcing, battery?

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Have we ever seen the battery in a ruffled hoopskirt?

*yawn...stretches...checks the clock*

You ain't finishing until you get out there and make me mo' money!

*pimp hand*