The Bent Nail Saloon.

Tiz_Mee said:

Howdy do, Ethel?

Stay away from the stuff in that white jug. Smells like deer piss, and will drain the snot right out of ya. Unless of course, youre in need of such things. In that case, proceed.

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Hi Tiz! How're you?

Omg, I'm laughing like Rosco P. Coltrane. If I keep this up, I'm gonna need a shot from that jug.

Ethel said:

Hi Tiz! How're you?

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Plz see my previous post for a visual.

She found some red stockings and shoes. All she needs is some mistletoe and bang! She's in business.

Hey all, I'm going to call it a night. See you tomorrow, I hope. Good night.

CDaniel said:

In the Christmas mood yet Tiz?

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I'm tryin. It seems like the days are just flyin by. I have a feeling it's gonna shoot right past me and leave me in a daze.

Synonym said:

She found some red stockings and shoes. All she needs is some mistletoe and bang! She's in business.

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The business should be bringin in a killin, no? Reminds me, I should scoot on back to the house. Girls are likely to take in the riff raff if I'm not there to supervise. I don't want to be sendin them down here lookin for "a cure".

Nighty night, Synnie.

YAHOOOOOO! Theres people here..

Evening Ethel.. Pull up a stool..

Man, I show up and people are leaving..Puff!

I'm still here, for now. I haz to torture my puter a bit. And if you don't see me for awhile . . . *whispers* it means I probably killed it.

See ya Dan!!

I think this is the first site I've been on with a Western forum on it. Almost wanted to brush off my jeans and pull on my boots.

I had fear they all died off with the ole west. cool, someplace new to read

Good morning. Seams, welcome to the Saloon, although it's a bit early for alcohol.

I'll have an Irish Coffee then to hide the shots inside

thank you for the welcome

Anytime, but we're going to have to co-ordinate our 'on line' time a heck of a lot better than this in order for me to get that coffee to you.

Well, I wasn't by the time you asked Dan. I keep missing everyone! Maybe this evening, or tomorrow I'll catch someone around. At least I don't have to work Saturday this week.

On a side note, my husband's computer has experienced a major transmogrification and turned itself into a door stop, so we are sharing.

Synonym said:

On a side note, my husband's computer has experienced a major transmogrification and turned itself into a door stop, so we are sharing.

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Do you have any idea how long it took me to say this word? My brain is now a pretzel.

Howdy do everyone?

you have no idea how hard that was to say

hope you get your puter back to yourself, i've shared before, it sucked

good morning to you, hope all is well

Good, it's 16 degrees and I'm trying to talk myself into going outside and leaving for work. Brrrr! Oh, here's your coffee, enjoy it for me because I'm thinking I would dearly like some right now.

Sorry Tiz, it's my job to stretch your brain.

its -11 here now, i coulllldd usssseee aaaa coooffeeeeee
still not winter yet though

Synonym said:

Sorry Tiz, it's my job to stretch your brain.

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well done.


This is your brain--

This is your brain after Synnie gets hold of it--

Mmmmmm. Brainz.

*spit*