Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

alleycat said:

Yes, I'm in a sharing mood.


Plus I'm a little tired of Key Lime pie.

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Key Lime pie?

I, uh, possibly didn't mention the lemon meringue pie in addition to the Key Lime pie.

Oops.

andreea said:

Key Lime pie?

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alleycat said:

I, uh, possibly didn't mention the lemon meringue pie in addition to the Key Lime pie.

Oops.

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Forgot, huh?

Never had keylime bet it tastes a lot like lemon, though.

The English are experts on limes . . . that's why they're called limeys.

oh...

Here, and in Australia, the English are also referred to as 'Poms'. It does mean something but I'm not sure what.

Princely Order of Muppet Shenanigans?



BTW. On the subject of pie. I've heard it said that a pie in each hand is a balanced diet.

GailD said:

BTW. On the subject of pie. I've heard it said that a pie in each hand is a balanced diet.

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That's a very good saying.

*nods*

GailD said:

BTW. On the subject of pie. I've heard it said that a pie in each hand is a balanced diet.

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Sounds like a load full of ...




pie

Man does not liveth by pie alone.

He also needs bacon and tuna.

alleycat said:

Man does not liveth by pie alone.

He also needs bacon and tuna.

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Good morning, house of quotable quotes.


Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the rest of the world.

Archerbird said:

Drink a refreshing Coke right now!
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Brought to you by people who drink coke​

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Hiya GailD, how's life in South Africa these days?

Archerbird said:

Drink a refreshing Coke right now!

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Brought to you by people who drink coke​

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sheesh, I haven't even finished my morning coffee, yet.

According to Brad Pitt, Coca-Cola is part of a good breakfast for children. Pepsi rots their teeth however.

alleycat said:

According to Brad Pitt, Coca-Cola is part of a good breakfast for children. Pepsi rots their teeth however.

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yeap, that makes sense.

I have behaved this morning.

I was tempted to turned Rob in to Elmo earlier this morning, but I resisted.

Archerbird said:

Hiya GailD, how's life in South Africa these days?

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I'm assuming you want the abridged version. Right now? Pretty good. We're having an Indian summer - temps in the upper 70's. Niiiiice.

Hope it's warming nicely up north.


Here's one for Archer:


A peacock that sits on it's tail is just another turkey.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the later mouse who gets the cheese.

alleycat said:

According to Brad Pitt, Coca-Cola is part of a good breakfast for children. Pepsi rots their teeth however.

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Well if Brad Pitt says so, then it must be true.

*pours coke into cereal*

alleycat said:

I was tempted to turned Rob in to Elmo earlier this morning, but I resisted.

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That's pretty sick, kee kat.

Twisted, even.

Elmo?

He is the muppet that Mr.T pities the very most.

ROAR

Don't tempt me . . .