Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Oh, I'm sure we'll keep it here. We always do. Rain is kind of the specialty around here.

Silent Rob said:

At least this time we have the HOF ark!

Click to expand...

The unsinkable HOF ark! Full speed ahead. Let's party like it's 1912!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU

In case anyone is wondering what role to play, I'm calling dibbs on Molly Brown.

I'm the King of the World!

ROAR

Yeah, he died, muppet.

The maiden voyage of the RMS Susanic!




Oops.

I thought you battened down the hatches, Rob?

Crabs?

Fleas?

Unsinkable Molly Brown and the HOF Ark?

Is this the Asylum's Annex or sumfink?

Yes, to both questions.

kayleamay said:

Yeah, he died, muppet.

Click to expand...

Oh.

Can I be Rose then?

ROAR

alleycat said:

I thought you battened down the hatches, Rob?

Click to expand...

Of course I did!

But I left the portholes open for some fresh air.

*capers*

kayleamay said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU

Click to expand...

You can be Billy Zane, Gail!

ROAR

Silent Rob said:

But I left the portholes open for some fresh air.

*capers*

Click to expand...

One of the "portholes" you left open wouldn't happened to have been labeled Bilge Drain, would it?

GailD said:

Click to expand...

Aw, c'mon, Gail! What's not to love? Think about it. A boy who looks to be twelve falls in love with a gorgeous redhead who looks to be twenty-five on the maiden voyage of the unsinkable Titanic only to have it hit an iceberg and kill nearly everyone aboard. Throw in a few cheap shot scenes with old people saying goodbye before they drown and mothers trapped below deck trying to tuck their children in before the water seeps in and you'd have yourself a real tear jerker!

Geez, I should totally write that.

kayleamay said:

A boy who looks to be twelve . . .

Click to expand...

That's why I didn't like any of DiCaprio's early movies. He always looked "out of place" unless he was playing a very young character (not just young man, but kid).

Same here. He still looked like the kid from What's Eating Gilbert Grape when they shot Titanic. I found it a little distracting.

Titanic was the first thing I ever saw him in. I saw Gilbert Grape later. I'd never have guessed he's actually a mighty fine actor!

*jazz hands*

Was at the movies a week ago to see The Lorax with the Wee Skwirrels - they're bringing Titanic back for a rerelease - in 3D.

I went to see Hunger Games the other night and they were advertising Titanic 3D and Snow White and the Huntsmen like they were the only movies on the horizon.

I don't like 3D movies, though. They make me nauseous.

ETA: They showed the trailer for the final Twilight movie too. It seemed rather dull. You'd think they'd want it to seem more exciting given that it's installment number five.

Gah! 3d! Make them stop!

ROAR

Everybody drowns.

Not good, Duchess. You don't want that on your conscience.

ROAR

Ew. What a way to go.

*considers ways to smuggle life raft into theater*

I think I'm going to pass on seeing T in 3D. Im not really a 3D fan.

I logged on this morning, and the site was down!!! It looks to be up now.

AC broke it, he's been bad.

Duchessmary said:

Good morning House of wandering crabs.
NF, I read your blog post. Very well done. It's comforting to know there's still people who care out there.

I has coffee!

Click to expand...

Thank you for reading it, Duchess.

*jumps away from the wandering crabs*

Muppet!! Keep your crabs to yourself for crying out loud!