Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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*gasp*

how dare you, sir!?


*notifies cray jr.*




better watch your back, pooch. he's in a mood today.
in fact, he just came home from school and announced that he wanted to catch a bird. so, he went to the garage, found the birdseed, put a bunch on his head and walked outside.


when he reads this he'll be putting puppy chow on his head and then you'll be in trouble.

:roll:

And mrs cray is voluntarily coming home to this
 

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*walks over and slaps cray...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again*

*bad english accent*
I declare, sirrah, I believe that pup has challenged you to 31 duels. Does thou accept?
 

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Well, if you will give kids enough rope....

I have to lodge a complaint here.

You know, I take time out of my hectic weekend to nip across the Atlantic, trek through weird countryside to this doucheville PA place and take a picture of cray's ground-breaking home-alone weekend. Then I schlep across the frigging desert so that Del can help me spiffy it up, which takes hours and bloody hours, requiring the opening of all sorts of photobucket and j-peggy things before I could finally post it here. But I thought, 'hey, it's for cray', he'll love it. It was such an auspicious occasion that it needed to be memorialized, right? Or at very least provide the crayolas with future blackmail material. (Mom! See what dad did!)

And what do I get for it?

Nada! Nada! Nada!

Not even a bloody :e2moon:! Which would, at least, attest to his eloquence if nothing else.

Such ignorance is hurtful. Hurt. Full!



Consider this the mother of all founces!









I'll be back tomorrow.

Yes! Yes you did! And so did a couple of others. Which just goes to show that there are some well-mannered people in this thread. :D


Now please, carry on with the assault on battery. It might even have a positive effect.




:roll: yes, gail. i missed that.
in my defense though, your picture there is really not too far from the truth. it has been a rough few days and i have to admit that i wasn't fully in charge at all. there were moments where it literally was every cray for themselves. i'm talking survivor stuff here. only the strong live.

and then there were total lord of the flies moments where i feared they'd gang up on me. i won't go into details but yeah,...it was pretty frightening.

THANKFULLY, it is all over now. i handed the reins to the mrs. last night. :snoopy::snoopy::snoopy:





eta: reg? cray jr. never caught a bird. :Shrug:
 
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Now please, carry on with the assault on battery.


this is a little troubling though.

we (the aw) thought you were on of the good ones.

*sigh*



*goes to the non-existent mod room*
*gets out list*

*makes notes*
 

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Mrs. Cray treated cray by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. true story...she's just that kinda awesome wife.

When they got to the club, the doorman said, "Hi Cray. How are you?"
Mrs cray asked, "how does he know you?
Cray said, "Oh dear, he was on my track team."
"Oh."
When they got inside the bartender said, "hey cray! The usual?"
Cray looked to his wife and said, "before you say anything, honey, he's on my darts team."
Next, a stripper saw him, "Hey there, handsome cray, do you want the special again?"
Mrs. cray storms out, dragging cray with her and jumps into a taxi.

The taxi driver said, "Hey Cray! Same drop off? boy oh boy, You picked up an ugly one this time."

cray's funeral is on Sunday.
 

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ahem.





*sigh*



*goes to the non-existent mod room*
*gets out list*

*makes notes*
 

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oh dear. susie!? it's great to see you here but really i don't like you hanging around all these bad and horrible and evil people that like to slap other people for no reason.

you should leave.


:idea:

no, wait!!!!!! don't go!!!!!! please!! stay!!!!

maybe you can fix these people!? *hands susie a scalpel*
start with haggis.


thank you.
 

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Susie would never scalpel me. She blurves me. However, she recently informed me she would like to find out what was inside a battery.
 

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**Hugs Haggis, *hugs Cray, *hugs thread**

*hugs em all tightly.*

[bad morning]
 

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*Kelly's dumb arse question of the day*

*If the only things a guy gets from going to a strip club is less money in his pocket and more sexually frustrated... why doesn't he save himself the trouble of going out, and just get married?*

(Guys, i'll save you the trouble, but you owe me.)

Because, Kelly, then he'd have even less money and be even more sexually frustrated.
 

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My wife says I take exception to that!
 

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*why doesn't he save himself the trouble of going out, and just get married?*

Because of two reasons, Kelly:
1) it would require said male to use common sense that he doesn't have.
2) it costs him as much to be married as it does to go to the strip club. :ROFL:
 
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