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See the Haggis towel? See the Haggis towel? I forgot my Haggis towel. How could I forget my Haggis towel? I love my Haggis towel.
How in the name of Dog did you find that?
I saw the zebra! That must be a recorder bag!
Angie, that ostrich is totally coming on to you.
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*grabs haggis towel*
*dries ass*
there you go, porter. you're all dry now!
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There are things that you can't do in Portland but nobody knows what they are and how can you find out they are wrong and even the mayor leads bike parades that are in violation of the law but it is OK because it is Portland and they don't care what people think who don't think like they do like getting to work using the highways and bridges while they have all of their clothes on and silly things like that that don't cost taxpayers money and make me right about them and take so long trying to find all the little thingys with letters on them to make sense and that sometimes puts my posts interupted by others that jump in between them while I am still making sense because
Actually, the dream of the 60's is alive in Portland
I'm not being egotistical or anything, but I swear this Portlandia skit was written about me and my hubs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQttrkzWOo4
*nudges haggis*
check out the egomaniac in aisle 3.
*eyeroll*