Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

kenthepen · May 1, 2012

I never was(it's the chest hair).

Does she sleep, perchance to dream?

Jehhillenberg · May 1, 2012

You are very well aware it can.

What do we need?

Don Evan Scott · May 1, 2012

Toothpaste and spark plugs.

Any idea why?

L.J. · May 1, 2012

No, and I don't want to.

Shouldn't you just roll over and go back to sleep?

kenthepen · May 1, 2012

Maybe he shouldn't with toothpaste and sparkplugs in the bed.

Is this a new fairy tale, the princess and the spark plugs?

Silent Rob · May 2, 2012

Is that what it takes to get romance going these days?

Q&A

kenthepen · May 2, 2012

I've got feet of clay.

Will you dance on the magnetic pole for us?

peydob · May 2, 2012

North or south?

How can I get silky smooth hair?

peydob · May 2, 2012

Yes. (A job in a hairdresser saloon?)

Does a silly question usually require a long answer?

Don Evan Scott · May 2, 2012

No.

How's that?

Sheila Muirenn · May 2, 2012

Too brief.

Do you want a chocolate chip cookie with nuts?

Don Evan Scott · May 2, 2012

Yes.

Is there any more to say about that?

Jehhillenberg · May 2, 2012

Yes.

Hold the nuts, please?

L.J. · May 2, 2012

I thought they were already being held in Kelly's Asylum.

Was there a great escape?

Don Evan Scott · May 2, 2012

Well, we're all here...

Aren't we?

L.J. · May 2, 2012

I dunno.

Where's here?

Don Evan Scott · May 2, 2012

Uh oh...

We got lost again, didn't we?

L.J. · May 2, 2012

Where's the Dream Team when you need 'em?

Question and Answer

Jehhillenberg · May 2, 2012

Ummm....

Who exactly is this Dream Team?

Silent Rob · May 3, 2012

Shaq, Michael Jordan and Bubba.

Didn't you collect the action figures?

Jehhillenberg · May 3, 2012

I might have missed Bubba.

Was he a limited edition item?

Silent Rob · May 3, 2012

He was too heavy for most people to lift out of the store.

How did Liza-Jane get her one home?

Silent Rob · May 3, 2012

It's the only way to distribute all the free candy!

Or could the men in the black helicopters help?

swachski · May 3, 2012

A candy drop kinda defeats the purpose.

Would you climb into my helicopter to help me find my lost puppy?

Michael Myers · May 3, 2012

That depends on the collective.

M R 2 puppies. C M P N ?