TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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JeanneGTC said:
Don't you two look cute? I didn't realize how long you'd been a "couple".

Jeanne has led such a sheltered life. Doesn't know a pimp from a paramour.
 

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Uh....Haggis and I will sit at the other end of the bar
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So that means that you hunks will be cuddling up at the other end of the bar...with me?
 

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Um..Jay? About sharing that heaving bosom?

It's mine. All mine. Mine. You hear me? Mine.

Not that I'm being grabby or anything, although I could, if you don't mind.

Thank you.
 

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'yours'?
what do you mean by 'yours'?
Do they look like 'yours'?

See, now this is why you shouldn't leave us to fend for ourselves. During a state of drunkenness...certain....uh...items might have found their way over the the bargain board to be sold......to ...uh.....someone.

I don't remember all of it. Things are a bit fuzzy.
 

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Possession is 9/10 of the law.

A nice Glock evens out the equation.

***takes a deep breath***

my face, Mr.Thunder, look at my face, if you'll be so kind.


Hmmm slow night. I think I'll dash out for dinner, write a few hundred words and come back later to see if anyone has sobered up enough to tell a few jokes.
 

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Hey Jay? Who let the cook out of the freezer? He was mumbling something about having an ice cycle so far up his butt that he couldn't see straight or something to that effect. He didn't look too happy....
 

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***coughcoughcough...hides ...things...turns on fan***

OH! Tsuki! what are you doing here? oh,well,the cook. No help for it. Hungry Think he wandered off, so I sent out for pizza and cheesecake and orange chicken and Kentucky Fried Chicken, and doughnuts and chocolate and icecream and calzones and sushi and fries.

Where's the good knife?

....did you leave it in Dclary again?
 

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...Jay? What REALLY happened to the cook? Hmmm....

Yeah, Clary ran off with the knife again. I could have easily pried it out of his throat, but he started screaming and then scampered off somewhere. I'll ask Ferret to sniff him out later.
 

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...maybe if we'd gotten them at Williams Sonoma instead of Target....

oh well...carryout is here...

can't worry 'bout no missin' cooks right now...

..mmmmmmorange chicken and doughnuts and ice cream and cheesecake..mmmmmmm
 

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...maybe if we'd gotten them at Williams Sonoma instead of Target....

oh well...carryout is here...

can't worry 'bout no missin' cooks right now...

..mmmmmmorange chicken and doughnuts and ice cream and cheesecake..mmmmmmm
Did we get any tiramisu? I'm dying for some right about now....
 

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The confusion began when you started screaming 'tiramisu' and our dear David said 'desert fork', and me...trapped as I was in a spiriling whirl of devolving blood sugar levels...well, Tsuki morphed into tiramisu, so I stuck a fork in her.

The fork, by the way, looks quite elegant sticking up out of the top of your mohawk.

You should consider 'glitter spray'.

Ok.Tsuki, you know that whenyou hang out here, I usually wind up suggesting you do something that is certain to get you labeled as a rebellious counter-culture anarchist with a shoe fetish.

So you should leave and find a healthier place to hang out before I suggest that you should go out and find every song ever written and recorded by Frank Zappa. I further urge you to avoid listening to any thing by Frank Zappa, most notably the lyrics. Especially the white album with the pencil on the front. That one should be burned.

And ignore me if I try to trick you into watching a movie called "200 Motels" which is also by FrankZappa and therefore subversive and unsuitable to a young girl of your gentle demeanor.

So, you should probably leave and go practice for the Scrabble championship.....
 

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I'm fine with those choices. As long as you hire another bartender


(Just so you know, this is from a Las Vegas costume party page.) ;)
 

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You gotta talk to Jay about that one.

I have some other employee options, but I think I'll save them. (What is the policy about full back nudity around here, anyway?)
 

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Hmmmm....tough one. Why don't you post something and if you get banned, we'll both know. :ROFL:
 

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Lady Jay, you want I should send for cousin Carmine?

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He thinks you're hot, by the way.
 
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