Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley · Mar 1, 2012

Scratches arms . . dries runny nose.

You mean like that?

L.J. · Mar 1, 2012

So...

When did you get out of rehab?

Charles Farley · Mar 1, 2012

I'm not out yet.

How'd you guess . . ?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 1, 2012

You've got that itch

Found the fix for it?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 1, 2012

Scratch.

Isn't that the solution for every itch?

swachski · Mar 1, 2012

That's why the Girl Scouts brought them.

Do you have another suggestion for the cookies?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 1, 2012

Sell them.

Got a sash I can borrow?

swachski · Mar 1, 2012

I think so...

Isn't there one in my sash closet with all my beauty pageant sashes?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 1, 2012

Probably.

Can I have the one that says "Miss Strangeland"?

Silent Rob · Mar 2, 2012

Use it as a blindfold, obviously!

Didn't you see Don's pinata?

quickWit · Mar 2, 2012

oh, that's offensive.

Whatever happened to decorum?

L.J. · Mar 2, 2012

It landed on its head at Bubba's Billiards.

Or was that Charles Farley falling off his barstool?

Charles Farley · Mar 2, 2012

One of the legs broke.

Can I retain my dignity?

L.J. · Mar 2, 2012

How dignified were you when you asked that question?

Q & A

Charles Farley · Mar 2, 2012

No more than usual.

Is that what you meant?

L.J. · Mar 2, 2012

I dunno...

Are you still stumbling around in Rob's stilettos?

Charles Farley · Mar 2, 2012

That never happened.

You destroyed the pics . . right?

thepicpic · Mar 2, 2012

Well now, that depends.

How much is it worth?

quickWit · Mar 2, 2012

not much.

What's the current exchange rate, anyway?

thepicpic · Mar 2, 2012

Seven.

What are you exchanging it for?

quickWit · Mar 2, 2012

Sex!

wait...Six! Yeah, that's it.

Do I need a receipt?

thepicpic · Mar 2, 2012

More than likely.

Is this... 'six' still in its original packaging, unused and unsoiled?

quickWit · Mar 2, 2012

umm...no.

What if I've got awesomely awesome user reviews, though?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 2, 2012

depends...

are the sources credible and reliable?

L.J. · Mar 2, 2012

I think they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Does that have a double meaning?