Well it's good to see you got rid of that target that used to be hanging from your hips.
Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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Why do you people always insist on having so much fun when I'm not here?
You should be sad.... dressed in dirty mauve burlap and beating yourselves with canes...
Instead you're in here partying like you have all of the troubles of the world on your shoulders and dead set on drowning them in so much booze they burn to cinders...
What kind of mad, self-centered, hatters ARE YOU?????
***rescues last 3 bottles of Bailey's...drops 3 Cheerios into bowl, eats one Cheerio per Bailey's bottle***
...and here I was going to cheer y'alls up with an amusing story...
It seems that yesterday, an accountant we all know was very distracted.
...So when this distracted accountant went to take her allergy meds, she grabbed the only OTHER bottle of the exact size and shape and popped one of the pills...that was also the correct size and shape...
What you all need to grok is the fact that the generic laxative pills taken by another family member are, in the pre coffee dark morning gloom, almost identical to the allergy pills.
...at 10 am yesterday, this particular accountant began sneezing in the middle of a meeting...
...much mirth followed.
***chugs pitcher of mimosas, pulls up rinky dink player piano and begans pounding out rinky-dink gold-rush tunes***
***seriously...'Rush' did have a couple of gold records....***
You should be sad.... dressed in dirty mauve burlap and beating yourselves with canes...
Instead you're in here partying like you have all of the troubles of the world on your shoulders and dead set on drowning them in so much booze they burn to cinders...
What kind of mad, self-centered, hatters ARE YOU?????
***rescues last 3 bottles of Bailey's...drops 3 Cheerios into bowl, eats one Cheerio per Bailey's bottle***
...and here I was going to cheer y'alls up with an amusing story...
It seems that yesterday, an accountant we all know was very distracted.
...So when this distracted accountant went to take her allergy meds, she grabbed the only OTHER bottle of the exact size and shape and popped one of the pills...that was also the correct size and shape...
What you all need to grok is the fact that the generic laxative pills taken by another family member are, in the pre coffee dark morning gloom, almost identical to the allergy pills.
...at 10 am yesterday, this particular accountant began sneezing in the middle of a meeting...
...much mirth followed.
***chugs pitcher of mimosas, pulls up rinky dink player piano and begans pounding out rinky-dink gold-rush tunes***
***seriously...'Rush' did have a couple of gold records....***
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Miz Jay, I don't mean to complain none, but it seems yer yak is drinkin' from the water trough. That there's meant for horses, don't you know.
*spit*
*spit*
i bet you,....
you.... fark. nevermind.
*self bannifitates self*
You bet I what - cray???
What?! Have a picture of it from this last March.
exactly.
i mean,...target?
yeah,..no.
chickpea might be a more apt description.
Did you just insult Haggis in a very unmanly/dawly way?
I miss RT. He was so lovely with Cray. They may have made Qwuickers jealous, but they made a good couple. *sniffle, sniffle*
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See, pup?! I TOLD you to keep yer curtains closed, but you never listen...
Oh, NOW I get it. It's okay, everyone, PD's just messin' with us. Good one, PD! *high fives*
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So, what I'm understanding from all this is that at some point last March RT was hanging from haggises'ses's chickpeas?
Way to refill the trough, Haggis.
But shouldn't you hold off til artee is finished with his yearly bath??????
just do what she says, haggis. hold off.
*spit*
there's two theories to arguin' with wimenz. Neither one works.
*goes back to staring into whiskey*
*spit*
there's two theories to arguin' with wimenz. Neither one works.
*goes back to staring into whiskey*
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This here zeebra ain't gettin' anywhere near that nasty artee varmint. Ain't lettin' him pizen me nohow.
*spits*
*spits*
a word to the wise is unnecessary, pard.
*hhhhooooooooccccccccchhhhhhkkkkkktttttoooooooooooiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee*
*hhhhooooooooccccccccchhhhhhkkkkkktttttoooooooooooiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee*
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