Dear coworkers,
Most of you have advanced degrees. Why then do you:
1) Believe that Important Nouns and Diseases need to be capitalized. The patient has autism, not Autism. I have yet to learn, for example, about a special mack daddy form of Autism with a capital A. The same goes for all manner of ills. If I read one more turgid email about this or that cherub with a Seizure Disorder and a Disruptive Behavior Disorder, I will seize myself. You are on warning.
2) Not possess the ability to summarize. I'm looking at you, Queen Dither. You can be in my office for ten minutes trying to ask me a question that could be phrased in about a dozen words. When I ask you quite directly what your concern is, you act like I just kicked your puppy. Sum. Up.
3) Residents. What's with starting your reports this way: "Judy is a wonderful 8 year old Caucasian female." "John is a delightful 6 year old African American male." What stoned Romper Room teacher of a preceptor physician taught you this? Stop doing it now. Oh, and you too. Sum. Up.
/cranky mcgrumpypants
Most of you have advanced degrees. Why then do you:
1) Believe that Important Nouns and Diseases need to be capitalized. The patient has autism, not Autism. I have yet to learn, for example, about a special mack daddy form of Autism with a capital A. The same goes for all manner of ills. If I read one more turgid email about this or that cherub with a Seizure Disorder and a Disruptive Behavior Disorder, I will seize myself. You are on warning.
2) Not possess the ability to summarize. I'm looking at you, Queen Dither. You can be in my office for ten minutes trying to ask me a question that could be phrased in about a dozen words. When I ask you quite directly what your concern is, you act like I just kicked your puppy. Sum. Up.
3) Residents. What's with starting your reports this way: "Judy is a wonderful 8 year old Caucasian female." "John is a delightful 6 year old African American male." What stoned Romper Room teacher of a preceptor physician taught you this? Stop doing it now. Oh, and you too. Sum. Up.
/cranky mcgrumpypants