Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Duchessmary · Mar 17, 2012

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!!

Muppet, get thee a shirt on!!

Susie · Mar 17, 2012

Don't we have to first 'c' his 'six pack, Duchess?'

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

It's No Top Day?

Woo hoo!

regdog · Mar 17, 2012

alleycat said:
In the Things Guys Don't Understand Department.

One of the charity groups here is holding a "wedding gala" this morning. Women showed up at five a.m. They are going crazy over "cheap" wedding dresses; cheap meaning the dresses are only $400 to $800.

I bought the wedding dress for my "little sister". The "garment bag" to put the thing in was $40 extra. I told her I had garments that didn't cost $40.

$400 to $800 is cheap for wedding gowns. Some can run up to and over $40,000.

Though I do add: why the scrap would anyone pay anything near that for a dress, wedding or otherwise.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

They were lining up for the cheap wedding dresses before sunup.

bettielee · Mar 17, 2012

I don't do anything before sunup except roll over and mumble a little.

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! I'll be lucky if I survive tonight.

Duchessmary · Mar 17, 2012

Best of luck, Syd!

Got my groceries. *snort*

It feels like January here. :rant:

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

Cold here too. I heard whispers of snow coming Sunday.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

Warm but stormy here.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

Oh no.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

What a fun time you'll have tonight, Syd. Think of all the drunks pretending they're Irish and wearing those stupid green hats. I wish I could be there.

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

I'm trying not to think about it. My plan is to check out, turn on autodrive, and not check back in till I am back in front of my computer at around 4am

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

Maybe a couple of the drunks will sing It's a Long Way to Tipperary and start crying when they get to the part about Irish Paddy.

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

That would be fun! But I am guessing a most will yell, some will get sick, and maybe a few will go to fisticuffs.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

I have one rule: Don't do bar tricks for money in a biker bar.

Don't ask.

Duchessmary · Mar 17, 2012

Good grief it's pouring here. Help. :e2drown:

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

It never rains in California . . .

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

alleycat said:
I have one rule: Don't do bar tricks for money in a biker bar.

Don't ask.

You can't say don't ask to a statement like that!

Duchessmary said:
Good grief it's pouring here. Help.

Are you getting a light sprinkle?

I think we got your sun, still cold, but sunny for now.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

Pick a card, any card, and put it back. I'll shuffle the cards and pick out your card with the deck held behind my back.

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

Uh oh, does this story end with you getting stabbed?!

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

Close. Bar tricks for money are almost by definition a "sucker's bet". I don't know why anyone would get mad when they lose ten dollars.

I can tell you how to do the trick if you like. You could entertain the drunks some night.

Sydneyd · Mar 17, 2012

I find it best not to engage

I did see a cool story trick with cards the other day. Where he arranged them in such a way that the cards corresponded with the story.

alleycat · Mar 17, 2012

There is an old country song where a deck of cards reminds the singer of something or the other.

Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

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