Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)
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Robbert was inspired by his own unfortunate physiology to invent a product called the "Beer Belly." It's a pouch with a long tube that the purchaser fills it with beer and straps to his stomach. Robbert has made nearly $8 from his idea.
Samantha Lane used to be known as Penny, but after a long, drawn-out lawsuit she lost the rights to that name, and has a restraining order against her, keeping her at least 200 metres from Paul McCartney.
WriterWho played the red Power Ranger in the pilot episode, but she was replaced because she kept calling them "Power Strangers" and cackling wildly in press interviews.
Nymtoc paid three million dollars for a Super Bowl commercial to promote his book even though it hasn't been written yet. He's a forward thinker.
Samantha Lane dresses like Barney at her workplace.
She loves all her co-workers.
The same cannot be said in return.
She loves all her co-workers.
The same cannot be said in return.
There is. A house. In New Orleans. They call the Rising Sun. And it's been. The ruin. Of many a poor boy. And God. I know. WriterWho is one.
Samantha Lane suffers from GPC (Gender Perception Confusion). She thinks WriterWho is a boy.
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Samantha Lane baked a batch of brownies laced heavily with ex-lax to get back at her worst enemy.
Unfortunately, she couldn't resist eating them herself. "They just smelled so good!" she groaned from the comfort of a Walmart restroom.
Unfortunately, she couldn't resist eating them herself. "They just smelled so good!" she groaned from the comfort of a Walmart restroom.
Robbert watched the Super Bowl last night, and when the lights in the Superdome went out, he was heard to mutter, "Serves 'em right for not playing proper football."
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Remains of King Richard III identified - The Washington Post
Robbert planted the so-called skeleton of Richard III under a parking lot in Leicester in order to boost his souvenir business. He is at the site now, selling buttons and bumper stickers depicting red or white roses for partisans, along with souvenirs depicting cannabis, for those who are undecided.
Robbert planted the so-called skeleton of Richard III under a parking lot in Leicester in order to boost his souvenir business. He is at the site now, selling buttons and bumper stickers depicting red or white roses for partisans, along with souvenirs depicting cannabis, for those who are undecided.
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All through the hoola performance all WW could say was "omg!" and "Wow!!" and "holy moley!!" and "Would ya look at that?"
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