Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

To Cray: 1986 was a good year for Aqua Net.
To Rob: You pluck the tail feathers and use them to stir the sauce.
Also to Rob: What is it with you and cheddar?
To Haggis: You have my deepest sympathies.

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

parumpdragon said:
*throws up a little in mouth*

*Barfs on the bar.

Oh, GAWD, Parump!!!! ***scrapes it into empty tin can*** Next time do it in the kitchen.

I hate paying a good CFA for stuff Mel's going to ruin anyway.

***takes tin can into the kitchen and gives it to Mel***

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

kayleamay said:
To Cray: 1986 was a good year for Aqua Net.
To Rob: You pluck the tail feathers and use them to stir the sauce.
Also to Rob: What is it with you and cheddar?
To Haggis: You have my deepest sympathies.

Your mental powers are AWESOME!

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

It's the Absinthe.

Del · Jan 10, 2012

kayleamay said:
To Cray: 1986 was a good year ~~for Aqua Net.~~

So you write fantasy?

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Silent Rob said:
Just to clarify, I'm ignoring all of pd's posts. Therapy's too expensive.

I thought you'd be in therapy already for what you've been doing. I think they'd give it to you for free with that extreme of a case.

Del · Jan 10, 2012

Nothing is free...in fact, the free-er it is the more you pay.

Silent Rob · Jan 10, 2012

So how did free love work?

PS. You're mean, pd.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

Del said:
So you write fantasy?

Reasons why 1986 rocks:

1. People didn't run around with their underwear showing above their waistlines.
2. Wearing a thick coat of shelac in their hair saved millions of women from head injuries.
3. Grunge hadn't made its way around yet.
4. Top Gun
5. A gallon of gas cost $0.89.
6. Who's the boss? No one knows.
7. No one had ever heard of Kenye West.
8. Sixty-Minutes was still on the air.
9. Trench coats were awesome.
10. I was fourteen.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

Today's history lesson.

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Silent Rob said:
So how did free love work?

It didn't - you pay in STDs, among other things.

Silent Rob said:
PS. You're mean, pd.

The lessons I'm getting here are paying off then

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Del said:
Nothing is free...in fact, the free-er it is the more you pay.

So true.

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

kayleamay said:
Reasons why 1986 rocks:

1. People didn't run around with their underwear showing above their waistlines.
2. Wearing a thick coat of shelac in their hair saved millions of women from head injuries.
3. Grunge hadn't made its way around yet.
4. Top Gun
5. A gallon of gas cost $0.89.
6. Who's the boss? No one knows.
7. No one had ever heard of Kenye West.
8. Sixty-Minutes was still on the air.
9. Trench coats were awesome.
10. I was fourteen

Reasons why 1986 rocks:

1. My son was born.

1. People didn't run around with their underwear showing above their waistlines.
2. Wearing a thick coat of shelac in their hair saved millions of women from head injuries.
3. Grunge hadn't made its way around yet.
4. Top Gun
5. A gallon of gas cost $0.89.
6. Who's the boss? No one knows.
7. No one had ever heard of Kenye West.
8. Sixty-Minutes was still on the air.
9. Trench coats were awesome..
2. KLM was fourteen

Haggis · Jan 10, 2012

Jaycinth said:
No.

Why not?

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

interesting.

Silent Rob · Jan 10, 2012

Ahem.

I have a couple of things I want to share with you guys.

On my way over here to Germany, I was delayed at Brussells train station. I passed the time drinking coffee next to a store that sold nuts. It had a big sign on it that said:

Oh! My nuts!

Then...the other day, we walking along the road just outside of here, and we saw this German family pull up in one of those family van things that had 'Super Three Way!' emblazoned across it.

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

Haggis said:
Why not?

Because KLM was 14 in 1986 and Parumpdragon won't throw up in the soup.

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

Silent Rob said:
Ahem.

I have a couple of things I want to share with you guys.

On my way over here to Germany, I was delayed at Brussells train station. I passed the time drinking coffee next to a store that sold nuts. It had a big sign on it that said:

Oh! My nuts!

Then...the other day, we walking along the road just outside of here, and we saw this German family pull up in one of those family van things that had 'Super Three Way!' emblazoned across it.

Hallucinations can be the result of a severe vitamin B deficiency.

Haggis · Jan 10, 2012

Jaycinth said:
Because KLM was 14 in 1986 and Parumpdragon won't throw up in the soup.

Oh.

See, now that I understand.

eta: I'll be in the club car

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Jaycinth said:
Because KLM was 14 in 1986 and Parumpdragon won't throw up in the soup.

Fine. Next time I'll throw up on Rob or QW - happy now?

Silent Rob · Jan 10, 2012

Ewe.

*makes vitamin b sammitch*

regdog · Jan 10, 2012

**Decides not to read back over posts I've missed.**

Del · Jan 10, 2012

Klem thinks 1986 rocked because she missed 1966 to 1976.

Real Rock

When people weren't painted black; they mostly were painted bright colors
Disco was a Frisbee game
Cars were made out of metal
Cars actually had style
No one had heard of a PC and actually went out for something to do
Everyone got laid...Even Haggis.
Everything was groovie
Gas was 25¢ per gallon
LPs sound better than CDs
Real music
We had government on the run...damned 80s kids blew it.
Drafts were 25¢
You had to be home to answer your phone...which means no one got mad if you didn't answer.
Walmart hadn't yet taken over the world so normal people could still own a retail store.
Route 66 was open —Cruisin' USA!! And gas was 25¢ gallon so you could afford to go back home afterwards.
There was no such thing as classic rock...it was just rock
~~I met my wife~~
Children could still walk to school alone.

I wanna go home. :e2cry:

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 10, 2012

kayleamay said:
Reasons why 1986 rocks:

1. People didn't run around with their underwear showing above their waistlines.
3. Grunge hadn't made its way around yet.
5. A gallon of gas cost $0.89.
7. No one had ever heard of Kenye West.
9. Trench coats were awesome.

I can agree with these...Though I was 11. :roll:

BTW, Must endorse Weird Al's new album. It decidedly destroys a certain cross dressing idiot who thinks she can sing... No, wait, Miley doesn't cross dress...

Anyway...

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

*Barney was not on the air yet.

*Wonders where Crayepotamus has gone.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I'm on the phone.

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

I'm on the phone.

Sky isn't falling, ground is rising

I sometimes hiccup fire

Sky isn't falling, ground is rising

Riff-Raff

I'm on the phone.

I'm on the phone.

I sometimes hiccup fire

I sometimes hiccup fire

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Evil, undead Chihuahua

I sometimes hiccup fire

Riff-Raff

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Evil, undead Chihuahua

I sometimes hiccup fire

Riff-Raff

The Scavengers

Sky isn't falling, ground is rising

Handsome servant of a redhead

I sometimes hiccup fire