Mine eyes have seen the glory of the scaly, fiery beast
It has gouged the guts of knights from north to west to south to east
It has fried its foes to make itself a "blackened-human" feast
The wyrm rampages on!
Torchy, torch--he fries our butts
Ouchy, ouch--he gnaws our guts
Nomming brains like Planter's nuts
The wyrm rampages on!