Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Have some pizza and a beer.

don't mind if I do!

*has pizza and beer*

Mexican pizza? Whut'r yew, AC, Taco Bill?

Setcher self down, ther, Bettielee, 'n take a lode off.

Well, this is Mexican pizza (of a sort), but I just meant I had been trying more Mexican recipes lately.

Just ate half my pizza and drank a Guinness. Trouble is, I want to eat the rest of the pizza instead of saving it for lunch tomorrow like I'd planned. I suppose if I had any manners, I'd offer the rest of it to you all.

Er...string pie, anyone? Still a couple slices left from the other day.

You're not getting me to fall for that string trick again.

*Dumps basket of brightly-colored yarn in front of kee cat*

String!

String!

All the string in the world and all the time I need! Time enough at last. (That's from an old Twilight Zone episode.)

alleycat said:

String!

String!

All the string in the world and all the time I need! Time enough at last. (That's from an old Twilight Zone episode.)

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And luckily, cats don't need glasses to play with string.

(Taped a Twilight Zone marathon a couple years ago, so I know just the episode. )

*makes note to pick up more yarn, in case kee cat needs distracting again*

Ooh, yarn sale at Michael's Craft Shop!

Ah, I have fond memories of Michael's.

I shorted their stock a few years ago. I made a bundle.

*makes note to keep closer eye on kee cat's stock tips*

Buy low, sell high.

*takes notes*

*moves on from pizza and beer to chocolate chip cookies and ice cream. Exactly the kind of dinner I dreamed about as a kid*

OOoooohhhhhh. I thought you meant you made a bundle out of the stock(yarn) in the STORE!

Yarn?

Want.

That's funneh. We had store-bought pizza, too. No beer, but it was very good. It all sounds great!!! s for more desserts!

Hi funners. Pizza and beer or pizza and chocolate sounds good.

Just got off work, it was a very long day.

alleycat said:

Yarn?

Want.

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*rushes back from Michael's just in time*

*dumps basket of yarn in front of kee cat*

Duchessmary said:

*ploughs through yarn left by Cass*
How are you feeling, Dragon Wench?

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*throws a ball of yarn up onto the ceiling fan*

Tired, hurtin' some, but i don't want to take my pain pills because I'll fall asleep, maybe later. I really wish I could've taken a vacation after my surgery, but most of it was used up from the hospital stay. Thanks for asking, Duchess.

Ah NF...I hope you manage to juggle work and getting better without getting worse!

This was a day from hell. Pretty much gone from home for twelve hours and the local Chrysler dealership now has a hefty chunk of my money. Not quite as much as the original quote, but enough! Those parts must be dipped in gold.

Yes, they have a monopoly on dealer parts, so they can literally charge you whatever they want. I but as many parts as I can at an auto parts store.

LOL There are some things I can do, but u-joints and axle bearings are beyond me. They did do me a favor and decide to go with after-market parts, saved me a bundle over the first quote. I declined their offer to replace my battery since I could handle that one myself.