Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Jun 9, 2012

I don't know.

Do they really make checks out of rubber?

kenthepen · Jun 9, 2012

They can be transmogrified by the writer(kiter).

I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue?

L.J. · Jun 9, 2012

Are you calling me sticky fingers?

Question and Answer

Jehhillenberg · Jun 9, 2012

Nope

Is butter fingers better? Tastier?

L.J. · Jun 10, 2012

I prefer Ghirardelli caramel chocolate bars.

Why haven't I had one lately?

kenthepen · Jun 10, 2012

We could send a sweet-seeking missile.

Incoming?

L.J. · Jun 10, 2012

Your in-laws are coming?

Question and Answer

swachski · Jun 11, 2012

I have defy-the-laws

Is there too much gravity in this conversation?

kenthepen · Jun 11, 2012

I have an anti-gravity device permanently installed in my brain.

I have in-laws, outlaws, ex-laws, scofflaws, and bylaws?

SaucyPaladin · Jun 11, 2012

You're a dictionary.

Why are you not a thesaurus?

L.J. · Jun 11, 2012

'Cause the thesaurus is extinct?

Question and Answer

swachski · Jun 11, 2012

To this day, we are still excavating for those elusive thesaurus bones...

Or are we digging, unearthing, and exhuming?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 11, 2012

All of the above!

That was choice D, right?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 11, 2012

I don't know.

How good is my chicken?

L.J. · Jun 11, 2012

I think you left out one of the 11 herbs and spices.

The colonel could teach you something, couldn't he?

kenthepen · Jun 11, 2012

Popeye could teach him more. . . .

And how about Mr. Church?

Ergodic Mage · Jun 11, 2012

He's expendable.

Isn't that what Wendy says?

Jehhillenberg · Jun 11, 2012

Something like that.

No cutting corners on meat patties?

kenthepen · Jun 11, 2012

If you've seen the commercials, you know there's no corners on Wendy.

But weren't we talking chicken(is that like talking turkey?)?

Silent Rob · Jun 12, 2012

It's all jive to me.

Can anybody translate?

Silent Rob · Jun 12, 2012

I all don't.

To slash or to burn?

L.J. · Jun 12, 2012

Didn't you do both when you shaved?

Question and Answer

Michael Myers · Jun 12, 2012

Been a while since visiting the White Castle at the corner.

Want fries with that?

L.J. · Jun 12, 2012

Yes, it did.

Two for one?

Michael Myers · Jun 12, 2012

Reminds me of a vacation in Rio.

Ever been?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

L.J.

Jehhillenberg

N/A

L.J.

kenthepen

L.J.

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

SaucyPaladin

Silver Over Brass

L.J.

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

L.J.

kenthepen

Ergodic Mage

Neophyte Writer

Jehhillenberg

N/A

kenthepen

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

L.J.

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

L.J.

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.