Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

Well, I stole his dog once.

You think he misses him?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

Was it a hound dog?

Question and Answer

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

He did play the geetar.

You think I should have givin him them percs?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

If you live in raft.

Did they ever get off Giligan's Island?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 14, 2011

I think so.

But did you know that was just a TV show?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

I thought it was a bad dream.

How did the Skipper get so fat eating coconuts?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

He swallowed them whole.

Have you ever tried that?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

With souls.

You think they're fattening?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

I dunno.

You talking soles of shoes?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

I didn't know shoes had souls.

Maybe a few elves building them?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

You see elves often?

Question and Answer

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

It's really hard to see them properly.

Night vision goggles?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

Sure.

You want to borrow the black helicopter, too?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

It scares them off.

I thought you knew this?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

My elf knowledge is limited.

Should I eat more Keebler cookies?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

It could enlighten you.

Who would win in a fight . . the Keebler's or Snap, Crackle and Pop?

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

Chuck Norris.

But certainly you knew that?

Charles Farley · Oct 14, 2011

Whatever Sir Chuck says is law.

So, Who cuts his lawn .. =)

L.J. · Oct 14, 2011

No one. He just stares at it and it withers.

Should I act like a mortal and go to bed?

swachski · Oct 15, 2011

I guess Charfs answer was too intelligent to post on this thread.

Do you think Chuck Norris would tell you it's bedtime?

L.J. · Oct 15, 2011

I dunno, but 'when the boogeyman gets ready for sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris'.

Can we rise above our limitations? (shallow question Saturday, right

)

swachski · Oct 15, 2011

Yes, if we wear 6 inch heels!

How do we love our neighbor, when they have one of those creepy gnomes in their front yard?

L.J. · Oct 15, 2011

Swap it for a pink flamingo.

Can you feel the love?

swachski · Oct 15, 2011

Yes, as long as it doesn't muss up my hair.

How do you find strength when your nail breaks right before a job interview?

L.J. · Oct 15, 2011

If you broke a nail in half, I'd say you're pretty strong.

Can you split a stack of wood with a hand chop, too?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley

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Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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swachski

checking the 'reset' box

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swachski

checking the 'reset' box

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swachski

checking the 'reset' box

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