Fun With DS Titles

lonestarlibrarian · Nov 16, 2009

Wow... two ends of the spectrum.

"How to Get IRS Forms From Your Library."

Step 1: Go to your library.
Step 2: Ask the librarian where they keep the IRS forms.

versus

"How to Deal with Defiant Teenagers" in 400 words.

)

princessvessna · Nov 18, 2009

I really wonder about some people....

"Who Wrote "Time of My Life" by David Cook?"

SouthernFriedJulie · Nov 18, 2009

princessvessna said:
I really wonder about some people....

"Who Wrote "Time of My Life" by David Cook?"

princessvessna · Nov 18, 2009

SouthernFriedJulie said:

LOL ok it makes a LITTLE more sense after all..it's a song, and David Cook is a singer. I looked it up. Teach me to laugh at people. But really, some of these titles I get in editing (which I love!) are just as dumb.

Oh and just to be nice... I'll point out that there's a LOT of tips available right now. I really like them at $3 a pop for only 30-50 words.

plaidearthworm · Nov 18, 2009

lonestar, that's a great one, LOL! I went back to see if it had been claimed. Hope you got it, because that would be an easy $15. Here's one I saw yesterday that made me laugh:

"How to Make a Baby Generator"

Ummm, tell your wife her biological clock is ticking and give her a show on TLC?

SouthernFriedJulie · Nov 20, 2009

"How to Become an HIV Provider"

No. No. No. NO.

Too many jokes, none of them polite.

Yes, I claimed this for a very easy $7.50- "Is Swine Flu Contagious?"

Angie · Nov 21, 2009

"How to Find a Thai Woman"

Step 1: Buy a ticket to Thailand

The End.

Angie · Nov 21, 2009

How to Make a Prosthetic Leg for a Cat

Which should have a follow-up article: How to Attach a Prosthetic Leg to a Cat

And THAT should be an interesting read...

SouthernFriedJulie · Nov 22, 2009

I'm amused that How to Overrule a Traffic Ticket Judgment is in Sexuality.

plaidearthworm · Nov 22, 2009

"How to Publish a Book and Make Money"--

If I knew the secret, would I be writing all these articles?

princessvessna · Nov 23, 2009

Ok...so they probably mean those cones to keep a dog from scratching. And they mean the big ol tubs, not the regular cartons... but it just sounds funny

How Can I Make a Cone for a Dog's Head With an Ice Cream Container?

princessvessna · Nov 23, 2009

And this just makes me smile

How to Make My House Into a Hobbithole

lisake · Nov 24, 2009

Just saw "How to Find a Com Port That is Not There."

Same way you find anything that's not there, I imagine.

princessvessna · Nov 24, 2009

How to Get Grant Money From the Bill Gate's Fountain

I am pretty sure they mean foundation, because I don't think Bill Gates would like people fishing out money from his fountain

havefaith22 · Dec 31, 2009

"How to Get the Yellow out of White Hair"

:Shrug:

joyce · Dec 31, 2009

The one that struck me as funny lately was "How to Locate People Living in a Cave". I can only assume if I were living in a cave I'd probably not want anyone to find me.

Fatal Serenity · Jan 13, 2010

"How to Cut a Tree Down with a Hydraulic Jack"

Unless you're stupid, you don't.

Still Seaking · Jan 15, 2010

Is riddex dangerous to the computer?

If the computer is in the place you put the riddex in I don't think riddex is going to be the danger to your computer.

Still Seaking · Jan 15, 2010

Where Can You Use Life Insurance As Collateral in AL?

So they are guaranteed to get their money back if you die. Of course the mafia works like that don’t they?

KT Golightly · Jan 17, 2010

I am lmao over here.

(I don't know how to make the smilies work over here since I can't see them when I am posting. If I was able to access the smilies, I would insert the one with it laying on the floor laughing)

SouthernFriedJulie · Jan 19, 2010

How to Make Cyber Skin

I know the economy is rough and all, but I figure going out on a date is a lot cheaper than formulating this stuff.

Still Seaking · Jan 19, 2010

How to Clean the Air With Ozone

Fatal Serenity · Jan 20, 2010

"Gifts for Teachers with Apples"

Grammar is clearly not an issue here. Apparently the teacher must already have an apple to receive a gift.

stldenise · Jan 22, 2010

Fatal Serenity said:
"Gifts for Teachers with Apples"

Grammar is clearly not an issue here. Apparently the teacher must already have an apple to receive a gift.

Maybe the teacher has too many apples and needs a good peeler?

treehugger · Jan 26, 2010

Available right now for LiveStrong:

How to Make Your Butt Bigger without Surgery

Step 1. Buy doughnuts.
Step 2. Sit down.
Step 3. Stuff face.
Step 4. Repeat steps 1-3 until your butt is the desired size.

Fun With DS Titles

senior bean supervisor

Garden Geek Extraordinaire

Hidin' the bodies

Garden Geek Extraordinaire

Rock and Squiggle

Hidin' the bodies

Shaddup and lemme think.

Shaddup and lemme think.

Hidin' the bodies

Rock and Squiggle

Garden Geek Extraordinaire

Garden Geek Extraordinaire

Sometimes I feel like a Dwarf

Garden Geek Extraordinaire

I'm really shy...

Eccentric to the core.

Doing what I was born to do.

Doing what I was born to do.

Fixed it. I think.

Hidin' the bodies

Doing what I was born to do.

Eccentric to the core.

Scout Mom