Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Mar 25, 2012

They won't let me...they're practicing tough love.

Why isn't there ever a fathership?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 25, 2012

Because no one values fathers.

Bitter, Don? lol

L.J. · Mar 25, 2012

Well, they should.

Maybe you should eat a teaspoon of sugar?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 25, 2012

Maybe.

I'm not sweet enough already?

kenthepen · Mar 25, 2012

No, thanks, I think you missed the point.

Doesn't a spoonful of sugar help the medicine go down?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

No, I was feeding the critters.

Should I take the alligators out of the bathtub and put them in the swimming pool?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

Well...

What do you think they did to my bathtub?

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

Cleaned up all of the soap scum, of course.

Isn't your gator story a croc?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

You could always dile Alli and ask her.

As Rob would say, geddit?

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

When Miss Piggy flies

Geddit?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

I geddit.

Will that be the same time when wishes turn into horses?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 26, 2012

No.

Why such a silly question?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

There are no silly questions, just silly answers.

Didn't you know that, you silly wabbit?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 26, 2012

Uhhhhhhh, it was Evan.

Where did that guy go?

L.J. · Mar 26, 2012

He got away Scott free.

Was that fair?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 26, 2012

OK, lemme try.

Did he Don a fez on the way out?

kenthepen · Mar 26, 2012

It sure is.

Isn't that why you shoot fez, ask questions later?

L.J. · Mar 27, 2012

It depends...

How many arms do they need?

L.J. · Mar 27, 2012

I was kinda going for eight.

Couldn't you weave something in silk?

L.J. · Mar 27, 2012

I take it you don't like spiders.

Do you like snakes?

kenthepen · Mar 27, 2012

I don't like spiders and snakes, and that ain't what it takes. . . . . .

Wait, was that the phone, or the permanent ringing in my ears?

swachski · Mar 28, 2012

Depends on what you want to conduct.

Is it time to start up the grill?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2012

At the Texas Roadhouse.

Did you know they have the best steaks in town?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2012

I don't know nuttin 'bout no Brussels sprouts.

But did you know you can get caramel and marshmallows on your brown sugar coated sweet potato at the Texas Roadhouse?

kenthepen · Mar 28, 2012

I did know; I picked up their menu on my aluminum hat.

But what, no chocolate?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J.

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

L.J.

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

L.J.

L.J.

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

L.J.

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

L.J.

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

L.J.

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

L.J.

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

L.J.

L.J.

L.J.

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

L.J.

L.J.

kenthepen