The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself
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And I suppose you're all cute and cuddly, too.
yeah,...no. i won't be telling you that because i've never actually seen him in person.
Umm, cray - you've said that about yourself too, but you kidnapped the pub and took us for a scenic journey through the bowels of the water cooler, so like...not seeing that you have the street cred.
Sorry Ted
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but I really liked the spleen...
Could you believe the wall paper they chose for the lower colon?
Well, when you're down to the wrrr-wrr, the coming around poses a bit of a problem, aye?
It was hideous! I was glad we didn't linger there too long... Just passed on through.
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I've toured a few colons in my day. I never lingered, either. I always came and left. No reason stay, either.
For Cray...
I don't think anybody stays in a colon very long. Always in and out. There are other parts of the body that are far more luxurious to visit. Some places, once you get there, you never want to leave.
I got on one of those package cruises a few years back. You know, the kind with all the old people? We were on a leisurely cruise but the person had eaten something spicy. Talk about boating the rapids!
Our poor guide was lost. She tried, bless her heart. She was narrating and says, "And here we have the...oh crap, there it went. Nevermind."
It was supposed to be one of those 36-hour trips and I think we made it in less than five. The crew just looked at each other and shrugged. And some of the older people got sea-sick. Worst vacation ever!
I got on one of those package cruises a few years back. You know, the kind with all the old people? We were on a leisurely cruise but the person had eaten something spicy. Talk about boating the rapids!
Our poor guide was lost. She tried, bless her heart. She was narrating and says, "And here we have the...oh crap, there it went. Nevermind."
It was supposed to be one of those 36-hour trips and I think we made it in less than five. The crew just looked at each other and shrugged. And some of the older people got sea-sick. Worst vacation ever!
I don't have a response for this.
I just wanted to see how the quote might look in my siggy.
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Make sure to find a proper boweling ball. Don't want your fingers getting stuck...
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...I just kill myself...and ALWAYS at Reg's expense!!!!
Hey!
Stop throwing Transformers nuts at me, or I'll W-D40 your butt!
Hey!
Stop throwing Transformers nuts at me, or I'll W-D40 your butt!
cray, given your reputation around here, your commendation has done more to destroy Ted's character than hundreds of his own posts implying that he's a dangerous serial killer.
Just don't say anything nice about me, OK?
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