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Animal control say they can't get out here till next week; they're still on the antibiotics from last time.
But, I do have a suggestion.
TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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But, I do have a suggestion.
Thank God I've been vaccinated.
Tell me, Lady Jay, why do people always stuff things WITH crab meat? Does no one ever stuff the crab with other meats?
Or even a veggie?
Tell me, Lady Jay, why do people always stuff things WITH crab meat? Does no one ever stuff the crab with other meats?
Or even a veggie?
Say Ben, isn't it about time you told us all about your western story? What d'yer say, everybody?
Where's it set? What year? I'll bet there are some fascinating characters...
Let's pass the crab stuffed salmon around and get ready for some good listenin!
Take it away, Ben!
Where's it set? What year? I'll bet there are some fascinating characters...
Let's pass the crab stuffed salmon around and get ready for some good listenin!
Take it away, Ben!
*drives up to front door of Cabaret, van door swings open*
MeerKat? Jay asked me to take you for a little ride....down by the river.
MeerKat? Jay asked me to take you for a little ride....down by the river.
Hmmmmmm actually I've seen crab stuffed with crab.
Rather gruesome if you stop to contemplate the ramifications.
I've even heard of cow stuffed with veal, and in the middle ages, as our local Chaucer expert should attest, they stuffed everything with everything.
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Nope.
AmericaMeeryKat said:
Bet away.MerryKat said:
We'll have you taken away insteadMmmKat said:
They were big on that in the lavisher days of the Roman Empire. Suckling pig stuffed with live quail springs, unbidden, to mind.
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Inspired. If she needed help with a lack of pie. Or overly clean hair. Or a small head fire.I'll save you!!
She's sorted.
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Well, it certainly seems like Jay's enjoying her time with Weren. I say we leave them alone and ignore the screaming (you know it's blissful screaming). Now who wants to go to the movies with me?
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***Jaycinth's computer flashes a message...***
I've jumped a train...I..don't know where I'm heading but surely some AW'er will be able to protect me from the evil Werencole.
I've jumped a train...I..don't know where I'm heading but surely some AW'er will be able to protect me from the evil Werencole.
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A train? but you know Werencole has contacts in AmTrack! He'll probably get the train...
*Sound of Train screeching to a stop*
MAYDAY ! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY !!!
Oh, yeah, it's May Day today Not sure why Lady Jay would celebrate by jumping a train, but maybe the train was really REALLY hot
Oh, yeah, it's May Day today
Not sure why Lady Jay would celebrate by jumping a train, but maybe the train was really REALLY hot
***Cindy and Ron haul the last case of booze into the office***
Well, that's it, then. I don't know what Jay is planning but BMW is going to get evil when that tequila bucket runs out and I have to serve him water.
***Ron shudders***
Just wait until Haggis comes in and discovers there is no scotch....and Meerkat is not going to be happy about the salmon. Boiled endame isn't going to do it for the little dude....
***Cindy shrugs and follows Ron from Jay's office. The electronic bolts snap into place...looks around the bar...***
Well, Ron, I always suspected that Werencole was a devious scoundrel...I mean the way he got rid of Mel, and began polishing those knives...creepy. But Jay thinks sobering these people up will give her some kind of defense....
Well, Cindy, when sober, they do turn into a pack of mean, hung-over SOB's...and there is only one Weren.........
***Computer screen***
YEEEHAWWWW!!!!!
Well, that's it, then. I don't know what Jay is planning but BMW is going to get evil when that tequila bucket runs out and I have to serve him water.
***Ron shudders***
Just wait until Haggis comes in and discovers there is no scotch....and Meerkat is not going to be happy about the salmon. Boiled endame isn't going to do it for the little dude....
***Cindy shrugs and follows Ron from Jay's office. The electronic bolts snap into place...looks around the bar...***
Well, Ron, I always suspected that Werencole was a devious scoundrel...I mean the way he got rid of Mel, and began polishing those knives...creepy. But Jay thinks sobering these people up will give her some kind of defense....
Well, Cindy, when sober, they do turn into a pack of mean, hung-over SOB's...and there is only one Weren.........
***Computer screen***
YEEEHAWWWW!!!!!
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***opens closet...looks at clothes***
No more sweet, nice, kind, forgiving, moral, cuddly Jaycinth. Nope.
Now......
Where are my WORK clothes????
No more sweet, nice, kind, forgiving, moral, cuddly Jaycinth. Nope.
Now......
Where are my WORK clothes????
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